Some Books I Read Explained Badly
Fahrenheit 451: How PC culture and t.v addiction destroys the world.
Monument 14: What happens when 14 kids get trapped in a Wal-Mart during the apocalypse.
Animal Farm: Why pigs shouldn’t run a government.
We Were Liars: Rich spoiled brat has a mental breakdown.
Where They Found Her: Why being a helicopter parent is a bad thing.
11/22/63: Guy takes too long to realize the rules of time travel.
Ender’s Game: Space army falsely believes in alien attack and gives children mental breakdowns to commit genocide. It also takes a child to realize that the bug aliens that don’t have a form of communication are a hive mind.
The Circle: Big surprise it’s a cult, also, where are the internet conspiracy theorists?
Vampire Hunter D Demon Death Chase: Better love story than Twilight.
First Blood: Police chief provokes Vietnam vet with PTSD and fucks everything up.