#moon goth

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Goth Rotation 1 - Part 2

Cassandra got absolutely laid into Kaylynn while Don watched on...rather turned on by the entire situation. He would have preferred mud though.

More under the cut

Fuelled by her fury, Cassandra won the fight. Don was now slightly scared, but still turned on.

You know what's a boner kill though? Divorce and the prospect of a divorced sad man apartment block.

Cassandra's bff, Mary-Sue was on hand to pick up the pieces and tell Cassandra that Don is shit.

Cassandra got a rather unexpected (girl really?) surprise in the middle of the night.

She sacked Kaylynn to cheer herself up.

Mortimer woohoo'd Dina and accidentally poisoned himself in that order.

Mortimer didn't have time for the shits, as it was Alexander's birthday! Remember him? He got an A+.

Sensible Xander decided to follow the knowledge aspiration. Perhaps he could share the knowledge of why his face looks better than expected. Dr Vu? What do you have to say for yourself? Worth it.

Cassandra took Xander to the pet store for his birthday treat. He adopted a lovely Kerry Blue Terrier that he named Willow, while Cassandra fell for Moon the cat.

They also took the opportunity to make some friends while they were out and about. Alexander met Ricky Cormier while Cassandra met...Trashleen.

Upon their return, they were greeted by yet another family member! Give a lukewarm welcome to Myrtle Goth!

Cassandra didn't give herself enough time off, so naturally she made one bad decision and got demoted.

Apparently that meant it was a perfect time to get back on the horse...or well...yeah.

WAS THAT A EUPHEMISM?

Poor Xander was left holding the baby and surviving on meal shakes.

Not wanting to become a Reddit sibling used as an unpaid nanny, Xander invited Ricky over to play video games in the attic. They played TS3, which I find quite disturbing. Did they feel like those influencers bribed by high spec PCs and a copy of InZOI? Who can say?

What they could say was that neither was buying the others feigned 'boobs are cool and shit' act. That little yellow lightning bolt says it all, boys.

Soon it was time for Ricky to go to work, and Xander was left flustered...was it those high waisted cargo pants? surely someone must like them. Personally, I think they're foul. Polo shirts should also be banned.

Let's leave Xander's feelings to one side for now, shall we? It was Myrtle's birthday. Yes, the bebe!

Bored, Xander invited Ricky over to see his newly converted attic room (because Myrtle kicked him out of his room).

Bebe Xander is growing up so fast. Cassandra is a mother (and got promoted again), and Mortimer is a fucking hazard to himself! The Calientes are up next, so that will probably continue...

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