#mooseley

[tincar87]

I don't care that man if that man is three meters tall, LOOK AT HIM, he's the little spoon

[kotana-x]

"Crime and Punishment"

Or a "child version" of what would have happened if Crowley and Gabriel had met in the series. They would have shaken Moose.

[samshippingblog]

Sam x LITERALLY ANY SUPERNATURAL BEING

[sunnyblaze29]

[omega3theta]

so you're saying that mooseley is a rare pair, despite the fact that Crowley has heart-shaped eyes every time he looks at Sam... yeah, I get it.

[lonieene]

Castiel: What's more important, the world or Sam?

Dean:

Castiel:

Dean: did you just?-

Castiel: yeah yeah I realized that-

Dean: Do you really think, that under any circumstances?-

Castiel: no, no I really don't think so

Dean: Good

Castiel:

Dean:

Castiel:

Dean: The answer is Sam, just for the record

Castiel: Yeah same

Crowley: Me too

Dean and Castiel: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?

Crowley: I heard the word "Sam"

[anngsty-things]

Crowley and Gabe never met in the show but if they both survived until S14, they would literally bicker over Sam, and both would try to flirt, and do some unhinged but cute stuff

Like bringing Sam books he likes, new tech and other stuff, rescuing him like he's a damsel in distress (they might or might not have created the danger themselves but it's beside the point)... which would make Sam very confused because whatever they're doing?...

OF COURSE it's all a joke. Of course it's an elaborate prank. Of course it's THEIR bickering and their sexual tension and eww Sam doesn't want to think about it. Because maybe Gabriel just wants to impress Crowley and Crowley tries to make Gabriel jealous by flirting with Sam. Maybe it's them two having a love/hate, angel/demon thing going on. Doesn't involve him in the slightest.

Nooo.

It's definetly not because Sam is a babe and both a demon and an angel can't help but act like teens around him lmao

[the-tricksters-brother]

demonblood addict sam drinking crowleys blood straight from the neck while human blood addict crowley drinks sams blood on the other side of the neck and they slowly become abominations together <3. the two kings of hell, not quite human and not quite demon. maybe they can have sex while they drink each other, as a treat.