ouuu shii… i wanna write something i just feel like my writing is poopy BUTT lately yall…. Give it time and you might get something out of me.. no pawmises 🩷🐾
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ouuu shii… i wanna write something i just feel like my writing is poopy BUTT lately yall…. Give it time and you might get something out of me.. no pawmises 🩷🐾
Well, this is my first time making an animation this long and my first time publishing my work. It took a long time because I'm lazy and drawing with a phone isn't easy, but this is the result. I'm open to any advice 😺
When you lowkey remember you have millions of fics in your drafts that you promised yourself to finish 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Lowkey lowkey lowkey 👀👀👀
dude the girl in mondstadt breakdancing (at the event area) is killing me
ᨓ 。Albedo helps your daughter with her science project.
The atmosphere of the living room was lively, with the TV playing a random movie in the background, the coffee table filled to the brim with different paints from Albedo's study, a model volcano made of papier-mâché in the middle, and two plates of dinner still in the process of being eaten.
You laid back on the couch, a blanket on your lap, mostly focused on the movie playing, glancing at Albedo and Solenne every couple of minutes, the family cat Redo making biscuits on the blanket, his black tail whipping back and forth.
Solenne really took after Albedo in the looks department, harboring the same pale blonde locks and round teal eyes as your husband. Nine months in your womb just to birth a clone..
Speaking of the dad and daughter duo, they were busy working on Solenne's school project that was due on Monday. Albedo was mixing the perfect volcanic grey color, because of course, the grey paint Albedo had just had to dry out just when it was most needed, but good thing your husband was resourceful and great at color theory.
Solenne was painting the top of the volcano structure with a fiery red color to make it look like it was erupting.
Redo on your lap let out a little meow, head bumping your stomach with love before hopping off the couch, making his way over to Solenne.
His fuzzy little black head rubs against her leg, letting out a quiet “Mreow~”
“Hey, Redo..” Solenne chuckles, setting her paintbrush down on the table, her hand about to touch his fur before she remembers she has red paint all over and flips it over, stroking his silky black fur on his rear end with the back of her hand.
Redo then got bored of her a couple of seconds later, trotting off to probably stuff his little face with his premium wet food. (He deserves only the best.)
“How rude.” Solenne scoffs before picking up the paintbrush to continue her blending.
A couple minutes passed, Albedo finished up mixing the colors, grabbing his own paintbrush, helping to paint the volcano with his daughter, his strokes way more precised than Solenne's which were messy and quick.
Redo had made his way back into the room, now showing sudden interest in the coffee table and the contents on it.
Redo was a pretty smart cat overall, he knew he wasn't allowed on the countertops, the dining table, or the coffee table. But apparently all his spray bottle training went right out the window, and he just hopped up on the cluttered coffee table, immediately knocking over paint bottles.
Everyone yelps in unison around the room, Solenne jumps to her feet to save the volcano, while you and Albedo try and shoo Redo off the table.
Your flailing arms seemed to scare him and he just meticulously put each of his paws into four different kinds of wet paint Albedo had out, getting some clumped up in his long butt hairs and tail as well.
He frantically squirmed and wiggled around the table before hopping right back onto the floor, leaving a trail of colored cat footprints to clean up later.
Albedo managed to scoop him up before he could escape upstairs and wreak even more havoc.
“Oh my Archons..” You pant, out of breath, planting your hands on your knees, completely spent.
“..That was very uncalled for, Redo..” Albedo sighs, holding the squirmy little ball of fur close to him so he couldn’t escape.
“Is your project alright?” You ask, looking back at Solenne who nods in response, “It's fine.."
You look back at Redo who looked like a child who just got caught with their hands (or paws, in this case) in the cookie jar without permission.
"You are in so much trouble, young man.” You scold him, with no real heat behind your words, taking him from Albedo, starting towards the bathroom to draw a bath for the little troublemaker.
Albedo watched you disappear into the bathroom down the hall with a nod, looking back at the floor and the smudges, before retreating into the kitchen to whip up a concoction like the true alchemist he is.
Solenne quietly giggled to herself about what just went down, and cleaned up the spilled paint bottles, before continuing the work on her project.
By bedtime, you have a brand new looking floor, a finished science project, and a soggy grumpy black cat wrapped in a burrito designed towel.
my dividers refuse to work so omfg. this app actually hates me sm. this is also shit but i just wanted it out 🥹✌️
"sorry we dont support that media format" IVE BEEN DOING ALL MY POSTS LIKE THIS SINCE I STARTED TUMBLR?????
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS THIS ISSUE
hello. egg laying. mmppfh. incredible give me a 100 of them
i did not know i summoned so much egg laying lovers.. maybe i write neuvillette... hmmm... maybe hmmm... hmmmm... thinking, thinking 1 2 3...
i will ponder... and ponder... but donut hold me to my word. im very inconsistent
i also think im rather dookie at writing smut, but we push forward, and we prevail
You made me discover kinks I didnt know I had, I need 7 more of them please <3
i will try my hardestdest
ᨓ 。A morning with Tighnari's pups.
The morning light peeks in through the curtains of yours and Tighnari's shared bedroom, the said fennec fox man snuggled up next to you, his arm loosely wrapped around your torso, his face snuggled into your neck.
Your eyes blink awake, the groggy feeling washing over you as you manage to wiggle your way out of Tighnari's grasp and sit up, his ears twitching before he himself blinks awake. Such a light sleeper he is..
"Good morning, 'Nari." You yawn, "Archons.. what time is it?" You stretch your arms, glancing over at the Sumerian-styled alarm clock resting on the nightstand that read: 7:00 a.m.
Tighnari's ears flicked again, also glancing at the clock over your shoulder, "How early." He pouts, "I'll just sleep in for five more minut—hey!" He yelps, feeling you tug on his ear.
"Five more minutes turns into five more hours, Tighnari." You say sternly, "Besides, you promised the triplets you'd take them on a walk with you through the forest."
"I guess I did." He sighs, rolling himself out of bed like a lump of coal, his hair and tail all frizzed from him shifting around all night like a dog trying to scratch its back by itself.
You chuckle, sliding your slippers on and following behind him.
The two of you make your way to the kitchen, where your three five year old triplets have been waiting for you. They were all still in their pajamas, with their ruffled hair, each of them harboring a backpack that seemed to swallow them whole.
"Well, what are you guys all ready for this early in the morning?" You ask, ruffling one of the triplets already tousled hair, feeling their soft yet large ears under your touch.
"We're ready for dada to take us!" Ainara chirped up. She looked the most like Tighnari, with his same hair and eye color, and even held the same glint in her eyes that Tighnari had.
"Yeah!" The other two, Sarvani and Nerine, piped up, their fluffy fox tails whipping behind them all in synchronization.
Sarvani had your hair and Tighnari's eyes, while Nerine looked like a splitting image of you.. just with a set of ears and a tail.
"...it's seven in the morning.." Tighnari sighs, his tail drooping, dropping his head.
You pat his shoulder, "Girls, you're still in your pajamas." You say, looking over the three, "If you want to go, you need to put your normal clothes on."
You walk the three pouting girls back to their room to get properly dressed and washed up, fixing up their crazy bed hair and brushing their tails out.
Sarvani's bedhead was the worst, it was like wrestling a tiger while trying to be gentle, Nerine was the whiniest, whimpering every time you brought the brush to her scalp, and Ainara kept trying to squirm out of your grasp, so the other girls were tasked with holding her down while you brushed.
After all that work, way too much work for it only being seven in the hot dang morning, the girls looked way more prepared for their little adventure.
The three waddled back into the kitchen, where Tighnari was dressed in his usual attire.
"Dada!" The three chirped in unison. (honestly, it's scary how in sync they are.. triplet powers..)
"We're ready now!!" Ainara beamed, grabbing Tighnari's hand, tugging him along to the front door, "Let's go, dada, let's gooooooo!"
You stifled a laugh behind your hand at Ainara's bossy little attitude and Tighnari's slumped figure.
"Wait–! What about mama?" Nerine asks, looking up at you, "You don't wanna come, mama?" She gives you the biggest puppy eyes.
"Yeah, mama! You can come too!" Sarvani agrees, nodding so hard it looked like her head was about to fly off her neck.
Even Tighnari looked back at you with a pleading look. After all, the girls listened to you simply, and they liked to push Tighnari's buttons to the fullest until he had to be strict.
"Hah.. no chance." You say bluntly, "Sorry girls. Someone's gotta watch the house.." You yawn, "And I've got a preeettyy big list of chores to do."
"You're just going right back to bed.. aren't you.." Tighnari narrowed his eyes in on you, placing his hand on his hip, the other one still being gripped on by Ainara.
"Ahhh.. I wouldn't say thaatt.." You send him a cheeky glance, "Someone's just.. gotta keep the bed warm and toasty."
"Awh.. well, you have fun doing that, mama!" Ainara pouts, ditching Tighnari at the front door just to waddle back to you and hug your leg.
"Of course I will! I hope you all have the best time on your little adventure!" You exclaim, pressing a kiss on each of their little foreheads.
"Be good! And don't eat any berries without your father checking them first!" You yell, watching them all scurry out the front door after getting their kisses, little fluffy tails whipping behind them.
"And you be good too, 'Nari." You walk over to him, pressing a kiss on his cheek.
"Don't you worry. I'll warm up your side of the bed, too." The cheeky glint in your eyes returns.
"I hate you." Tighnari scoffs, his ears flattening against his head, but the blush on his cheeks from the kiss told a different story.
"I love youu!" You stifle another giggle, watching him grab his bow, just in case the situation needed it, and dissappear behind the door.
Now, left all alone, you immediately turn around, walking back to your shared bedroom, and plopped right back onto the bed, exhaling a big sigh.
"Haaaah, this is the life."
this has been rotting in my drafts and its dookie and short and not proofread.. but i need to get it out to get back on my grrriiiiinnnnd ladies also yes you gave birth to triplets
THE ZHONGLI FIC??? 😍😍😍
Ohhhh stawpppppppp!!!
ᨓ 。Your daughter only calms down in the presence of her father, Diluc.
Sounds of a little girl wailing filled the living room while you rocked her frantically but gently to get her to calm down.
"Lucia, please.." You practically beg the little two year old. She was just put down for a nap only thirty minutes ago by Diluc and then woke up out of the blue, and when she realized Diluc was nowhere to be seen and had gone out for a quick errand, all hell had broken loose.
"Lulu, you're okay.." You shush her, patting her back, "Wan' Daddy!" The little girl screamed in response, "Daddy will be home soon, okay? Mommy will wake you up when he's home.. just go back to bed for a bit.." You try to bargain with her, but the little girl doesn't let up.
For at least ten more minutes, Lucia screamed and wailed like a banshee, her face as red as her wispy bright red hair, which you ran your fingers through in another attempt to calm her.
You could barely hear the familiar sound of the front door unlocking under all of Lucia's tantrum noises.
Diluc's deep and gravelly voice piped up behind you, letting you know he had finally come home, "What's going on here?"
And like flipping a switch, Lucia's tears immediately stopped, and a huge smile spread across her tiny face.
"Daddy!!" She squeals happily, her two chubby little hands shooting out, wanting him to hold her.
He takes her into his arms, and she curls into him like a weevil, giggling like she wasn't just screaming bloody murder approximately ten seconds ago.
You could only sigh and smile softly at the sight of your husband and daughter together.
"Were you getting your mother all stressed while I was out?" Diluc asks, giving Lucia that stern dad look.
"Hehe.. nooooo!" Lucia responded with a cheeky look, her smile increasing as she most obviously just lied to his face.
Diluc just rolled his eyes before looking over at you now, pressing a soft kiss to your temple, "Are you okay, love?" He asks, noticing the obvious stress in your appearance.
"I'm all good." You nod, "Not like your daughter just spent the last twenty minutes making me go deaf."
Lucia responded with another cheeky giggle, and you reached your hand out, pinching her soft little cheek between your pointer and thumb, "Stinker.." You whisper softly, sighing again, running your fingers through your own hair now, feeling your head pound and ache.
Diluc's eyebrows softened as he looked you over, "You go lie down, I'll put Lucia in her bed." He says smoothly, starting to walk to the little girl's bedroom with her wiggling around in his arms, "Noooononono—" was all you heard from said little girl before the bedroom door shut behind the two.
You chuckled softly, making your way up the stairs to yours and Diluc's shared bedroom.
The high-quality covers in your spot were pulled back, the sheets still messy from when you scrambled out of bed to go and calm Lucia, or.. attempted to..
You slide back into your spot, your head hitting your trusty pillow, your eyes fluttering shut like they were programmed to do so.
The door creaked open a couple of minutes later, that familiar suave voice breaking the silence that filled the room.
"Are you asleep?" He asks, and you peep open an eye before shaking your head lazily, "Not yet."
"I shouldn't have left." He says, and you hear the soft rustle of leather as he takes off his gloves.
"Huh? What? You're fine. Angel's Share needed you." You reply, opening your eyes fully.
"But you needed me more."
"No, I didn't. I had everything under control."
"Really now?"
"...in the first few seconds before she realized I wasn't you.."
Diluc chuckled, leaning forward to press a kiss on your forehead.
And ever comically, you hear that familiar shriek cut through the air, "DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY!"
Nobody is getting good sleep tonight.
fun game: count how many times i freaking said chuckled
ᨓ 。Laying Zhongli's infertile eggs as practice. (Inspired)
Zhongli leaned over you, eyes lidded as he gazed down at your pained face, pressing a soft kiss against your forehead, "Breathe, my heart." He says gently, moving your hair out of your face.
"C-Can't 'Li.." You whine, fingers clenching tighter around his bicep, as you feel the peak of the hard egg emerge out of your dripping pussy.
“You’re alright,” Zhongli insists, rubbing the back of your head, “You’re doing so well, just a bit more..” He coos, his free hand sliding down your stomach to hold rub your clit gently.
“Mmh—!” You bite back a pained moan, “Please get it out, ‘Li..” You beg, the egg stretching you out like crazy, possibly even more than his cock did.
"Just push, sweet thing." He responds to your pleas, and that you did.
You pushed and pushed, clinging onto Zhongli even tighter, leaving cresent shaped marks from your nails on his skin, another pained groan escaping you as the egg slipped out with a soft gush, landing on the blankets beneath you, slick from your pussy connecting you and the object still.
"A-Ah.." A soft moan escapes you as you gather your bearings, your pussy clenching around nothing now.
"Good job, sweet thing.." He coos, pressing another kiss to your forehead, feeling the beads of your sweat dampen his lip.
The egg was as big as your hand, shiny and glistening from your slick.
It was obviously much tinier than a human newborn, so how tiny would the baby be inside?
As if reading your thoughts, Zhongli speaks up, "The baby would be rather small now, but once it hatches, it grows in the span of a week to the size of a normal baby."
"Right.." You nod, still winded, picking up the egg in your hands, looking it over, eyes widening at the thought of something of this width inside of you.
Zhongli chuckles at the sight of your eyes widening, "Realistically, that's only the size of the egg when I first lay it inside your womb. It grows a couple inches when the time comes to lay it."
Your eyes widen more, mouth agape, and he just cheekily smiles, slipping out of the bed.
"You did amazingly for your first practice egg." He remarks, "I'll run us a bath."
He walked out of the room, leaving you alone, the sound of the water hitting the tub from the bathroom filling your ears, the weight of the egg having you glance back down at it.
It wouldn't be too bad to have a real baby..