Jaskier sighed longingly and watched as his sexy neighbor with the cute white man-bun tugged frantically at the door clearly marked PUSH in three different places.
The Greek god in gym clothes was enormous. He was built like a brick-fucking-wall and seemed to be just as broad. He got home from his job at the gym every afternoon at 5:45pm on the dot and Jaskier loved to quietly observe from the safety of his own apartment as the stranger walked down the sidewalk between their buildings. His ass was always swathed in a pair of gloriously tight joggers and his arms always looked like small tree trunks no matter what style of shirt he wore.
Jaskier watched him struggle with the door for another moment, a dreamy look on his face.
Eventually the adorable hunk figured out his issue and blushed scarlet before slipping quietly into the maintenance building. “Cute,” Jaskier muttered to himself. “So cute and so fucking stupid.”
Exactly his type.