#morosexuals

[anoctoberpepper]

New Narkandra Fic Drop

I'm rewriting this as soon as Tumblr fixes their link thing, but.... WRITE THE NARKANDRA SMUT YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

Like a Feral Cat https://archiveofourown.org/works/61967668/chapters/158460505

“I’m going to smother him in his sleep,” Cass says. “Next time he crashes on our couch I’m just going to grab the nearest pillow and-” She mimes holding something against Lark’s imaginary face. Then she smirks up at Nicky.

“I’ll help,” he says. “In the meantime we should think of a way to drag him away from work tomorrow.”

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Lark does everything in his power to ignore the fact that Nicky and Cass are trying to seduce him into moving in. Cass and Nicky are too stupid to realize they should just spell it out for him.

(Smut to come in chapter 2 unfortunately you have to be patient)

... I based this off that Tumblr post about a poly relationships where two people are trying to coax the third into the relationship like they're trying to adopt a feral cat. Lark is the feral cat.

[lesiasmadness]

Lucky that they're all morosexuals

[mansku11]

I felt compelled to do this because I, too, am a dumb bitch. I love these beautiful morons.

[scrumpylikesthings]

Idiots in love

[data-n-crowley]

My friend was texting me last night about difficulties in fixing his parents’ printer remotely and lamented that it’s ridiculous that printers are still so difficult in 2019, and it got me thinking about Crowley.

Crowley totally invented modern personal printers.

“What an inconvenience they are! See how the humans yell at them and argue over who got it jammed recently! Look at how they came up with this horrid scheme of charging more for ink/toner than a new printer of the same model! Angel - I didn’t even come up with that part, I swear!”

And yet when AZ Fell and Co needs a printer so its owner can file taxes “in the more modern way,” Crowley grumbles and buys him one. Several hours later, when he’s ready to throw it out the door and / or set it ablaze because no amount of miracles can keep this thing working or keep it from getting jammed, Aziraphale appears at his side - endlessly amused.

“Not. One. Word. Angel.”

[talea456]

Of all the humans in all the world, you boys walked into this one.

[peachesplumsstakesfangs]

Sofiane’s Internet Search

It’s as wrong or worse than what Imane did to Manon, but the only thing that I can accept right now is that Sofiane searched “how to get a girl to like you” on the Internet, and just like his soulmate Imane, he followed the dumbest advice in the search results: “Date her friend, make her jealous.”

[nocturneequuis]

A Thousand Little Miracles

Chapter Four Nothing but the...

Crowley has two things on his mind, vengeance and trying very hard not to feel anything about Aziraphale. All he has to do to is to keep it together and to not fuck everything up. Both of those things are harder than they look.