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Okay but this really does look like Jack’s being scolded

I mean like

And Race is just like

A family doesn’t have to be a mom and a dad and kids

A family can be a bunch of dirty news boys whose names are nouns, verbs, and adjectives

David: so, what was your childhood like?

Jack: you mean my tragic bad boy backstory where you have to be at least a level three friendship to unlock?

David:

David: what level am I?

Jack: twelve. It all started when—

Jack whenever everyone starts dancing

Race: hey Dave are ya free tomorrow at like eight?

David: yeah I think so

Race: Jack are you free same time?

Jack: yeah why

Race: cool I’m not

Race: now you two are gonna have a date

David:

Jack:

Spot: I have the best memory. I never forget anythin

Spot: name one time I forgot somethin

Jack: when you forgot me at that Walmart three weeks ago

Spot: I did that on purpose try again

Spot: you don’t need to be afraid of me I don’t bite

David: yeah but do you stab?

Spot:

Spot: I don’t bite

Albert: quick the floor is lava!

David: *helps Race off the floor*

Spot: *kicks Jack off the counter*

Albert: there are two types of friendships

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