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You will never in a million years guess what that button does
Hugs and tactile affection are usually bestowed upon Shin, but what if the reader one day, out of habit, pets and scratches a kaioshin, but it's Eyre, without really thinking about it being the wrong kaioshin? These are their usual conversations and interactions about robotics in different universes and levels of development, as well as the usual discussion of books, games, and movies, and some work-related matters.
The reader doesn't hug Eyre, but they ruffle the kaioshin's hair, stroke his head, and then scratch behind his ear. Eyre says NOTHING, and Lord Mosco, if he's nearby, also says NOTHING. It's kind of unexpected, and yet neither of them wants to disrupt this moment.
And suddenly every kaio became a dog...
It wasn't unusual to find you and Eyre together.
Whenever the universal gatherings became too loud, the two of you somehow drifted toward the quieter corners of the palace.
Usually with tea.
Usually with books.
Sometimes with blueprints.
Today happened to be robotics.
"...Universe Three is decades ahead in autonomous maintenance systems," you explained, flipping through a notebook.
Eyre nodded.
"Our efficiency is noticeable compared to others."
"But I do think you rely too heavily on centralized control."
"... yeah... yeah, I agree."
The conversation continued effortlessly.
Old science-fiction novels.
Video games.
The ethics of self-learning machines.
One topic flowed naturally into another.
Neither of you noticed how comfortable the silence between sentences had become.
It was, admittedly...
A familiar feeling.
One you normally associated with Shin.
Hours spent discussing work often ended with you absentmindedly reaching over to fix his hair, pat his head, or gently scratch behind one pointed ear while continuing your train of thought.
He had long since stopped reacting.
It was simply...
Something you did.
"...Actually," you said, pointing at a diagram, "if you changed the processor architecture-"
Your hand moved before your brain did.
A casual ruffle through soft silver hair.
"..."
Eyre blinked once.
You kept talking.
"-the computational bottleneck practically disappears, assuming the hardware can compensate..."
Another absentminded stroke across the top of his head.
"..."
"..."
Then...
Your fingers found the spot just behind his ear.
A light scratch.
"..."
"..."
Eyre froze.
Not stiff.
Just...
Completely still.
Nearby...
Lord Mosco witnessed everything.
He looked toward Eyre.
Then toward you.
Then back again.
...
He remained perfectly silent.
"...Which is why I think decentralized systems are-"
Your sentence stopped.
Your hand...
Was still gently scratching behind Eyre's ear.
"..."
Slowly...
Very slowly...
You looked up.
Then at your own hand.
Then back at Eyre.
"..."
"Oh."
A long pause followed.
"...You're..."
You blinked.
"...Not Shin."
"No," Eyre answered quietly.
"...I'm sorry."
You immediately pulled your hand back as though you'd touched a live wire.
"I wasn't paying attention."
"I know."
"I do that with Shin all the time."
"I assumed as much."
"..."
"..."
"I'm incredibly embarrassed."
Eyre looked at you for a moment.
Then...
"...It was..."
He hesitated.
"...Pleasant."
You stared.
"...Really?"
He gave a small, almost imperceptible nod.
"...I see."
Neither of you knew what to say after that.
Mosco, meanwhile...
Made absolutely no comment.
He simply filed the memory away forever.
Perhaps for future amusement.
Perhaps because he had never seen Eyre look quite so relaxed.
Either way...
Some moments were better left uninterrupted.
The next gathering...
You made a very conscious effort to keep both hands wrapped securely around your teacup.
Just in case.
Eyre noticed.
"...You don't have to."
"...Are you sure?"
A tiny smile appeared on the Kaioshin's face.
"I don't mind."
"..."
"..."
Your hand slowly reached up once more.
A careful pat.
Then another.
Eyre quietly returned to discussing robotics as though nothing unusual had happened.
Neither of you acknowledged it.
And somehow...
That made it feel perfectly natural.
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Before and after - some figures remade #1
Naturally some of my first figures didn't come to my liking, be it because they are ugly, the base isnt done very well, or just a personal preference.
Here are some figures I have remade.
Etrigan
Original: 29/3/2024
New: 5/5/2025
Here is a comparison of the two Etrigans, or what was left of the old one.
Mosco the destroyer
Original: 27/3/2024
New: 6/5/2024
The most i'm proud of, even if his shoes came out too big. Never bothered painting him.
Megaman X
Original: 15/4/2024
New: 19/4/2025
The original X was very tall but his body made the base a bit shakey. The new one is smaller. The original has been destroyed, and so has been it's dorky looking face.
Doctor Eggman (classic)
Old: 30/3/2024
New: 13/12/2024
Maybe my biggest improvement, but the new one still isnt ideal. I'm satisfied for now, the biggest difficulty is the stache.
Thats all for now, can't post more pictures for the moment. Thank you for your time, see you in the next post, space cats.
I was thinking, you do a LOT of U6 headcanons, could you do U3 headcanonS this time??//
I don't have as much to go off of for Universe 3, but I'll give it a go!
The robots of Universe 3 are either natural beings with metal-like skin (similar to U6's Metal Man) or beings given robotic forms, such as body modifications or empty hosts for souls. Ghosts are rather prevalent in U3 and are often put in these shells either against their will or by personal choice in their final will and testament; it's like donating your body to science but, instead, it's your soul.
It took a lot of arguing over semantics for some of the robots to be allowed in the Tournament and not considered illegal tools being used by Paparoni. Ultimately, it came down to the Zenos as the deciding vote and they let them stay because they seemed fun.
In fact, robot rights are widely debated in some reaches of U3.
Some of the other robots in the Tournament were offered modifications with fusion capabilities, mainly as a contingency plan if a component of Anilaza were to go down. There are multiple alternate Anilazas that have yet to be seen... or even been proven to work.
Mule is one of the weaker Gods of Destruction. Part of his reasons for building his Mosco suit are to offer him more durability and make him seem more imposing to his subjects.
Mosco's communication in beeping is a form of Morse-like secret code only shared between him and Campari.
Ea constantly has to be kept in check because he keep making promises he can't keep and his mouth writes checks his ass can't cash. There have been moments of intervention from Mule and Campari.
And for a silly one, with my favorite Universe 3 character... Katopesla, in addition to his work defending justice, is also a major brand figure. He does soda commercials.
Prelims
Fandom: Dragon Ball Part 2/2
The two with the most votes will move to the next round
Kami
Dende
Liquiir
Mosco
Quitela
Rumshi
Sidra
Part 1/2
Characters' info under the cut
Mosco figure done with modelling clay. He's the Universe 3 God of Destruction in Dragón Ball Super.
I fell in love with his design at first sight when it first came out, and the character isnt half bad, I found him entertaining as a huge R2D2 destroyer.