Whoopsie daisies my hand slipped guys
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Whoopsie daisies my hand slipped guys
Mecha pilot au, Bebop (jazz's mecha) is beautiful to the cybertronians in the same way swords, guns, and explosives are beautiful to us.
Every panel reinforced and angled to take as many hits as possible before repair, to skirt blows and projectiles away from sensitive components.
Weapons designed to do as much damage as possible, not only to kill but to kill efficiently.
Its honestly one of the reasons that i use to explain why Prowl is always drawn to Jazz. The beauty in a creature so, so made for violence that every single nano metre has been optimized for it intrigues Prowl.
And then of course its Jazz so the second he isn't ripping and tearing quints apart he is making jokes and trying to learn the language and customs.
He is so deadly, but so kind. Like a sword in a scabbard, always there and ready to cut. But stowed away until it's time to blast some music.
Lingerie HCs - Sanji, Ace, Law, Zoro
Word count: 300
Dividers by @cafekitsune
Sanji:Â
Over the moon with whatever type of lingerie you wear, but above all, with the fact you did all that for him.
Assures you it's not necessary, but he certainly appreciates it
Will probably get a nosebleed
Will feel up every inch of you body trying to commit every little detail to memory forever
Is thoroughly convinced he's the luckiest man aliveÂ
(One shot: Electric Blue; WC: 8,200)
Ace:Â
Is curious about edible underwear
Loves to see you in lingerie from time to time - the skimpier, the betterÂ
Hint at wearing lingerie under your clothes and he'll follow you to the nearest bedroom or broom closet instantly
A nice set of lingerie will get his motor running in no time. After that, be prepared for him to rip it off you with his teeth. As nice as the lingerie may be, he finds that it often gets in the way and would much rather have you in your birthday suit - he's practical like that.
Law:Â
Claims he doesn't care about it, but it's clear it does things to him every time you wear it
Will grumble about you distracting him from work
Big fan of lace and spandex
Sees it as a distraction and a tease, and will tease the everloving fuck out of you in bed to punish you for it. Hope you know how to beg.
Zoro:Â
Zoro doesn't really care about lingerie, I'm sorry. He doesn't really see the need for all the frills.
Can be quite dense about it, so hinting might not be enough. Heâs more the "If you wanted to get fucked, you could have just said so" kinda guy (who said romance was dead?)
Heâll definitely let you wear it if you want to - itâs a âhe gets off on you getting offâ kinda thing.Â
Will still tease you about it though. Loves to see you get flustered.Â
Tag list:
@bitchimasnake-sss
@captainportgasdace
the wave of cultural puritanism is a curse on fandom bc ten years ago the lionflame tag would have been full of some of the nastiest porn known to man
Anyway.
This isn't super nasty but ya know
There is a strange look when Heracles forces Foresight to his knees. To say force is to ignore the look of solemn relief on Prometheus's face. It is as if he had been waiting for what Heracles could give him for a long time, waiting for someone who could lay him out, force him down, drive out all thoughts of war and destiny from his head.
It opens up a yawning mouth inside Heracles's stomach. It is not enough to see him on his knees, not when he is so solemn, so composed, eyes so tired and still somehow distant, even as he waits for what Heracles can give him.
Heracles wants to break him. To see him shattered at his feet, the feet of a mortal man. To fill his future with nothing but Heracles's hands fisted in his hair and Heracles's tongue sucking golden bruises into his fair skin and Heracles's cock forcing its way down his throat, stopping his prophecies and replacing them with whines.
Prometheus's breath catches. His eyes are distant still but now wide.
"Please," he breathes.
Heracles cups the back of Prometheus's head in his hand, feeling the curve of his skull, the softness of his hair. He's such a hard man, his Flame Thief. Mortals can be soft, and yet - Prometheus could seem like Aetos had eaten away any softness from him long ago.
Heracles presses a thumb into Prometheus's lips, feeling the dry, chapped skin. He presses in and in, almost daring Prometheus to do anything. Prometheus does nothing but slowly open up, letting Heracles pet the soft wet heat of him. He's so hot inside. Heracles pushes in further, until Prometheus is choking, drool spilling down over his chin. When Heracles finally pulls his hand back, Prometheus only coughs before continuing to stare at him, eyes wide with the promises of the future.
"You belong not to Zeus," Heracles rumbles. "You belong only to me."
This is going to be fun.
âJust keep eating, sweetie. These herbs will heal you and restore your strength.â
âIt feels like I'm eating rabbit food.â
âOh, because you are.â She grins as a pair of long, fuzzy ears sprout from your head and your nose twitches. You feel strange. You feel... needy. You need to be bred, to make more bunnies.
âOh, my sweet, little bunny!â She pets your head. âWhat was your name again?â
âIt was... It was...â You trail off, searching your memories. It's on the tip of your tongue, you can feel it. Why can't you remember your own name?
âSweet, little bunny.â She pets your ears and you moan, leg thumping against the ground. âAh, I remember! Your name is Bunny!â
You nod, your head filled with bunny fluff. Any questions you mightâve had fly out your ears as she mounts you, moaning how tight and breedable you are.
You nod in agreement. It's easy to agree with Circe. You keep nodding, shaking out any final memories in your silly, bunny brain. You don't need to think about anything but being bred.
ahem- have we considered volt/homeowner/eddie sandwich w an easily overwhelmed homeowner. Someone who really truly does want to the in the middle but is so under prepared for all the sensations... Volt's long fingers prepping their ass while Eddie leaves bites along their thighs, by the time his tongue gets to where it's actually going they're already whining from it all. Eddie slowly pushes in a finger and goes to tease, but its caught in his throat when they cum suddenly.
It's not like they haven't seen it before but so soon and from so little- they're all a little dizzy, fingers quickly starting back up. Any protesting little noises are quickly shushed by Eddie's lips. Volt soothes any worries, the homeowner needs to be fully prepared after all! It'll be worth it in the end when Eddie and Volt can both slide in and feel the other through the shaking walls of their sweet spark <3
My heart takes up all my strength (Frank castle x pregnant!wife!reader)
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a/n: writing my first series! This is kinda scary NGL!!!
Genre: angst, hurt/comfort
Summary: a fight with your husband, and a surprise
Warnings: spouses arguing, canon typical swearing, reader finds out she's pregnant, fem!reader
Other tags: Bearded Frank my beloved, but he starts out with the skin fade, Max the dog!!, frank being frank, he's living as Pete rn
Word count:2.7k
To say Frank Castle was traditional was an understatement. From the very beginning, you knew. He was the kind of guy to pick you up for dates, bring you home, and even wait until he saw you walk in the door to make sure you did get home safe. He would buy you flowers. He introduced you to his rescue pitbull, Max. He took you to places you had mentioned in passing. He had asked your dad for his blessing, like you were in a movie.
the little things
Pairing:Â Simon âGhostâ Riley x Medic!Reader Synopsis: Five times Soap questions the relationship between Ghost and the 141's Medic, and the one time he gets an answer. Word Count: 2.9k Warnings: mentions of blood, mild swearing Disclaimer: I do not own modern warfare or any of the modern warfare characters.
part two. part three. part four.
The first time is purely by accident.Â