#mr.stark

[team-downey-1965]

"Thank you, China! 🇨🇳 We admire your support! #DolittleMovie"

Jimmy Rich via Instagram.

[trottbeyotch]

Supreme family Disney+ series is all I want

[artistkoo]

Jungkook be like: hey, mr.stark, i love you three thousand.

[seblore]

Roses are red

I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark

My batteries are low, and it’s getting dark.

[mbirnsings-71]

Oh no more headcannons

And Because i wrote headcannons here's part one! (A lot of them are inspired by one-shots written on here so- i'd tag them but i don't wanna scroll through the spiderson tag at the moment-)

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- Peter parker is most likely an unintentional insomniac, seeing as he’s a Gen z kid, a Crime fighting superhero, and an average high school student,, peter doesn’t usually get much sleep on the weekdays.

- The mot sleep he got on a weekday recently has been three hours.

- On the weekends he probably sleeps until the afternoon just to relish in it

- After infinity war tho it’s nightmares often which doesn’t help his unintentional insomnia

- Peter usually gets one hour of sleep at this point-

- And then it’s even cutting into his usually passed out weekend sleep

- On weekends pete has like two nightmares in one night out of trying to back to sleep the first time just to get another nightmare back to back

- Then he goes to confront Mr.stark cause he knows he’s awake and they eventually get a routine of either netflix/Hulu, piano, or italian, or somehow a mix of two or all three things.

- Tony is also an insomniac, even worse than peter tho

- Literally won’t sleep until he passes out

- Probably doesn't eat either unless Peter says he's Hungry-

- When he does pass out when Peter’s around, Pete gets a blanket for him like the Good son™ he is

- Tony considers peter his son and a blessing and holds this kid in high regard

- Tony would fight people about this kid

- Peter tries not to get into fights a lot,, but being the reckless spidey kid he is, He ends up getting bruised a lot in fights when he’s being fast and has to get somewhere on time

- Which is how the time Tony ends up “tsking” at him while putting bandages on peter’s bruises

- Peter also really loves the show F.R.I.E.N.D.S and How I Met Your Mother cause they’re such good shows

- Favorite characters are probably Rachel and Ted, even tho he highkey relates to a mix of Chandler and Ross and Marshall

- He also has gotten Tony to watch the shows

- Gotta say, Tony’s favorite characters have to be Barney/Robin and Chandler

- Peter also loves musicals and Hamilton is a great Musical for this science loving boy!!

- Tony knows Dear Theodosia by heart while Pete can Sing most of the rapping parts

- Tony is so proud of his son about that

- Peter also probably has this weird thing where he very rarely has his Vision go wonky like a spider’s and it scares the Bah jesus out of him (fun fact: Spiders have bad vision-)

- Like one minute studying, suddenly his vision is messed up and he can hardly read the words and is screeching out of fear

- Blind!peter Relaying on touch and sounds a lot like actual spiders do, but he can still do amazing backflips

- ...he only does Backflips if Mr.Stark is there cause the second time he did it he ended up getting a concussion and Dad wasn’t happy

- Peter also loves Buzzfeed quizzes

- Also youtube is his other Jam

- One of his favorite youtube channels is Shane and He literally was freaking out over when he would actually find time to watch the series

- Weekends were reserved times to watch at least one part of the series

- Mr.Stark learned this and when the whole series came out and Peter was over they had a marathon of All 8 parts

- It took three popcorn bags but it was worth it

- Peter also probably has a huge fear of doctors and Surgeries

- Seeing as his metabolism is really different and regular anesthesia doesn’t really work-

- So like, anytime something really bad happens (wounded/Bullet wound/anything like that) He gets really really panicky and scared cause he’s still just a fifteen year old kid.

- Tony Stark, Mister self-loathing, Actually does try to calm his Favorite intern (s o n) down, but it still hardly works and Tony feels so guilty and panicked when Peter finally goes to surgery

- Both Tony and Peter probably get Panic attacks and Peter just has a folder of Grounding techniques and relaxing things to do

- Tony’s classic sign of panic is A slightly shaking arm, isn’t too easy to tell at first, but once you get to know him it’s really easy to tell

- Tony’s also an extreme existential crisis a lot and dwells on grief too often-

- Peter, Being the superhero he is, Is great in Gym, can at least do 5 pull ups, 5 push ups, maybe 10 sit ups, and he a speedy little shit

- And the Rope climb,, was basically made for him

- Ten out of ten could've revealed his identity there with hanging upside down from the rope

- Pete is also a person who craves Physical contact and/or Heat

- Literally has a heater by his bed during winter cause he really really doesn't like cold weather

- FtM trans!pete getting Really bad cramps and Heating pads are a blessing for him

- Stark would still love his son no matter what

- Probably was the one who bought him the nice heating pad

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And yeah owo" there's still like two notebook pages of more headcannons

[ryssbelle]

[spacerainbows]

One thing I need in my life is small theater nerd Peter Parker. I need Peter trying theater during freshmen year in an attempt to express himself in a way his introverted self couldn’t. I need a worried baby pre-bite Peter getting worried about being on stage for the first time but eventually finding himself a natural. I need scared Peter getting worried after the bite that he’ll get hurt on patrol and miss a show night. I need a anxious Peter wondering how to invite Mr. Stark to come see the school’s production, but secretly Tony had known about it all along and had made sure to be 100% on each show day. I need Peter being a nerd with Ned discussing how Peter’s the Jeremy to Ned’s Michael. I need this but I’m too hecking lazy to write something for it.

[distortedavengers]

Remember one of the bullies from sky high? This is him now. Feel old yet?