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[mini0o]

hoseok: hakuna matata :3

namjoon: hakuna my tata?

jimin: hakuna your tatas ;)

taehyung, bursting into the room and ripping off shirt to reveal tata bikini: HAKUNA MY TATAS

[ig-1dobssesion]

*liam and harry watching a movie*

Harry : i can't believe Louis left me ...

Liam : he just went to bathroom harry

Harry : *sniffs* louis used to call me that

Liam : THAT'S YOUR FU*KING NAME !

[littlemisshardcorre]

Hoseok: Whats it like being married to Seokjin?

Namjoon: We said "I do" and haven't agreed on anything else since.

[multifandomm]

[honeydeweddimples]

Namjoon: If I was a female Disney character, I would be Belle because she loves reading and is unprejudiced, appreciating someone’s soul rather than their appearance...

Jimin: thats lovely...

Jimin: I’d be Tinkerbell because she needs attention otherwise she’ll die

[honeydeweddimples]

Hoseok: what if we inverted the first letter of our names?

Hoseok: Hung Joseok

Namjoon: Nim Kamjoon

Jimin: Jark Pimin

Seokjin: Sim Keokjin

Taehyung: Tim Kaehyung

Yoongi: Yin Moongi

Jungkook: Jeon J-

Jungkook:

Jungkook: you know what, this is a stupid game. You all sound drunk...

[honeydeweddimples]

Jimin: what does y/n mean?

Jungkook, without looking up from his phone: your name

Jimin, returns to reading: Jimin looked lovingly into Jimin’s eyes...

[honeydeweddimples]

[Jungkook eating chocolate for breakfast and drinking banana milk after an all nighter of playing video games]

Seokjin: Yah! Jungkook-ah, you really think that’s a good idea?!

Hoseok *holding a microphone and staring into the camera like The Office*: it was in fact, not a good idea...

Yoongi *appearing at the door of the kitchen, disruntled, bedheaded, swollen eyes*: I-I’m going back to bed, it’s too early for this shit...

Namjoon: *massaging his temples as he attempts to read the paper*: can we not have one normal meal? You know, like a nice normal family? Not one (1)?!