#ms. gordon

[twinflamedfool]

babs deserves to be a little mean… as a treat

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[twinflamedfool]

kissing after patrol is a must

[twinflamedfool]

if you're still looking for requests, could i be so bold as to suggest babs putting steph on a leash?

when stephanie disobeys direct orders, barbara is all too glad to punish her for it. 

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(ask and you shall receive, especially considering that you weren’t the only one to ask for something along these lines lol)

[twinflamedfool]

babs solo 🤤

every girl needs her me-time, especially ms. gordon.

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[wildmuddyriver]

I think it's time to talk about the horrible woman who subbed for my Government class today and how proud of my class I am. Warning: This is going to be a long one. From the first moment I walked into the classroom at 8:00 am, I knew. I knew that this wouldn't be a good day. Why? I was confronted for wearing the SECOND I walked in the door. Why was I wearing a beanie? Shockingly enough, it's cold outside at 6:30 am (when I have to leave my house) in October. "Take off your hat." I looked at her like she was crazy. Why can't I wear a hat? Who am I hurting by wearing a beanie? I stared at her for a good ten seconds before slowly taking off my beanie. I'm usually one of the first in class, so when Renee finally walked in, she asked why my hair was so messed up. I made a makeshift mohawk with it because it was messed up anyway. The sub, who had been staring at me this entire time, confronted me AGAIN, "Do you know that your hair is sticking straight up? Is this an act of defiance?" I looked at her like she was crazy, "Um, yeah.. I sort of did it on purpose. It was messed up anyway, might as well roll with it, right?" Thank God she left me alone to harass someone else. HERE'S THE FUN PART. Every single time somebody walked into the classroom with a hat on (which was about half the class because it's cold in October at 8:00 am), the same ten people would yell at them, "TAKE YOUR HAT OFF OH MY GOD." The sub couldn't say anything about that. I'm laughing just thinking about it. TWO OTHER GUYS MESSED UP THEIR HAIR JUST LIKE MINE IT WAS SO GREAT I LOVE THEM As we started my work, I went to put in my earbuds to listen to my music because I work better with music BUT OH NO NO NO NO MUSIC NO FUN NO LAUGHTER NO ENJOYMENT NO (That's okay though, I just listened with the ear away from her so she couldn't see hehehe c:) I was the first done, and when I was, I asked if I could listen to them now. What else do I have to do? And of course, she said no. I asked why and she just shook her head. I sat down and sat quietly, staring at nothing because I literally had nothing else to do. Soon, everyone else finished their work. She actually let us talk after doing our work THANK YOU TEACHER FOR OUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT IN GOVERNMENT HALLELUJAH God, this was the worst day. Anyway, the teacher was listening in on everyone's conversations which just so happened to be about how terrible she is. So she went around correcting people about what they were saying. "Oh, come on, this is not a prison!" "Man up!" And what a terribly sexist term that is. This is where the fun begins. Everytime she would call someone out for listening to their iPods or wearing a hat, somebody else would do the same offense. (I love my classmates.) She didn't give up, of course. I have a group of 4 friends in that class that sit near me, so of course we were talking about her. Since she would call us out on every single thing we said, threatening to send us to the Principle's Office for some make-believe offense. So we found a black fuzzy thing on the floor and started playing football with it through our fingers. (You know what I mean? Making a goal with your thumbs?) Anyway, she kept commenting about how we were going to hit someone, so I looked to her and said, "This is fabric. I can't even feel it in my hand." She walked away. I was so confused. Then, she tried talking to students like they were actual people. She was clearly wanting someone to actually not hate her, but people were making fun of her as she tried to talk to them. It's sad, but she was acting like she really, truly enjoyed doing this to us. Finally, she gave up on individual conversations and tried talking to us as a whole in front of the class. To say it didn't work is an understatement. People kept making jokes as she was talking and laughing really loudly to interrupt her. It was pretty hilarious. I love rebellion. Eventually, she took away someone's phone to get them to stop playing music. We actually started beatboxing and tapping on tables to make our own music. It wasn't half bad. When the bell finally - FINALLY - rung, everyone cheered and high-fived and ran out of the class. I almost feel bad for the sub, but I feel as though she deserved it. We're a pretty great class to the regular teacher (Dubin) because he treats us with respect. You don't go into a class of students who are used to a great teacher and start enforcing fake rules with malice, then expect to be respected by those students. I spoke with other students from other periods and everybody absolutely hated her. I wonder if she knows how incredibly hated she is by so many people. I wonder if that bothers her or if her amygdala is so small that she doesn't even care. (Guys who were in that class, did I miss anything?) Conclusion: Those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, sub. I love my class, I can't wait to complain to Mr. Dubin tomorrow, and let's pray nobody ever makes me take my beanie off again because there is a 100% chance that I have some really gnarly hat hair.

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