I’m going to get a rant out here and now and I’m not apologizing, i said what i said.
They just Game of Thrones’d Stranger Things.
First let’s talk about the moments I did enjoy:
-the Wheeler siblings fighting over who gets a gun (that was PERFECT sibling interaction)
-Jane’s little “hiiii” to max in her water realm. (She’s was a fairy✨)
- the Stonathan conversation
-Jim going back for Kali and softly going “I got you, I got you” like he would with Jane
- My propheting skills where I’ve called that being the mind flayer since I first saw it and that fuck ass case having todo with Henry’s powers (I WISH I HAD RECORDED IT GOD DAMN IT) (this is just media literacy skills) (I also did not know about the play until like…3 weeks ago)
-the D20 theory being real just in a different way than we expected
- Joyce being the one to hit the killing strike
- DELIGHTFUL DEREK. FULL STOP.
- Dustin’s speech
-Steve becoming a coach and Teacher!Steve halfway being real!
-Jonathan’s movie idea!
-….thats it.
No I didn’t enjoy the Apology tm, No I didn’t enjoy the fake out Jane death, NO I didn’t enjoy the “this is where the cycle started” conversation between Henry and will (that shit WAS ICK)(ik that’s the point but good GOD and maybe that’s my lack of knowledge on the subject showing!)
I DID NOT enjoy the fake out deaths (Dustin’s little face had me in tears IMMEDIATELY) I did not enjoy the desecration of Jane’s friendships with the other boys (“you have to explain it to them for me Mike” YOU WERE IN A TRUCK TOGETHER??? WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE A MOMENT WITH THEM THEN??)
It all felt rushed and unfinished and it was two hours long. My god.
I don’t understand how they missed the mark THIS bad but they did.
I just hope Netflix suffers for it and not those who wanted love to win for the boy who has suffered for far too long.
I will say the Dustin&Steve moment at his college warmed my heart so much
But then THAT FUCKASS EPILOGUE BOYFRIEND FROZE IT. His name is Marcus Whitman and he goes by Marc for short *eye twitch*
I hate how Steve never left Hawkins and is still trying to save up for his own place without a strong relationship to lean on.
I did love the LuMax moments.
I’m so….upset but honestly not surprised.
Thank you for letting me rant I’ll probably delete this later tbfh














