#my headquangles

[the-quangler]

"how do I save my marriage tom thumb"

IMMEDIATELY bat child and darkness man quangle in, beating the shit out of gerard and sucking him into the abyss

don't worry, he's fine. he'll come back as another gerard whose marriage is even worse

[the-quangler]

D20 universes ranked by how shocking a time quangle would be on average:

6. Neverafter: aware that they live in a land made of stories, completely reasonable to journey to another genre

5. Cloudward Ho!: Zood is another dimension where time travel is real; for all they know, the quangle is just another biangle

4. Fantasy High: aware of the existence of time quangles as shown in junior year, but likely are only aware of time being distorted and not dimensions

3. Starstruck: a quangle is unexpected, but not entirely implausible

2. A Crown of Candy: existential crisis of being made of food after seeing food in other universes

1. The Unsleeping City: they are aware of all of these genres of media and would have the realization that since all of these fictional things are real means that they are in fact fictional as well

[the-quangler]

Olethra gets quangled to Fantasy High

Kristen: yeah, I had a twin. she died

Olethra: oh my god, that's terrible

Kristen: it sucks, I mean I only really knew her for a couple weeks

Olethra: you can remember being that young?

Adaine: it wasn't a real twin, it was a clone that I made and she was really aggressively heterosexual for some reason

Kristen: I still miss her every day

Olethra: do you want to meet my frog familiar?

Kristen: yes

Adaine: I also have a frog familiar, this is boggy!

Olethra: awww, this is wisconsin p toad!

Wisconsin P. Toad: 🎵rise and grind!🎵

Adaine: oh!...

Kristen: he's perfect. I've been needing a workout buddy

Olethra: finally, someone who understands. everyone from my world wants to kill him!

Fabian: I'm gonna shoot that thing in the head if it opens it mouth one more time

Wisconsin P. Toad: 🎵 start every day bright and early🎵

Fabian: The Ball, give me your gun!

Riz: I'm not giving you my gun

Fabian: but Rizzzzz he's promoting toxic masculinity! and I've already declared toxic masculinity to be dead!

Olethra: please, please, don't kill him!

Kristen: wait, I know where he'll be safe

cut to:

Adaine planeshifts Olethra, Kristen and Whisky to the Bottomless Pit

Baby: hello! what brings you all here without my mistress?

Kristen: this guy really needs a place to stay and we thought you'd get along great

Wisconsin P. Toad: 🎵I never stop singing🎵

Baby: oooohoohoohoooh! I am a very accomplished recording artist, he can stay here

Olethra: why is he so.. wet?

Adaine: he's made of our friend's blood

Olethra: oh!...okay..

And Baby and Whisky lived happily ever after in hell where they both belong the end.

[the-quangler]

Madeleine doesn't even realize she got quangled to the unsleeping city.

She was just going about her day night on a visit to ny when something weird shifted and she felt like she was getting sucked into something. She ended up right in the same spot as when she went through so she shrugged it off.

Anyways, she runs into misty and both of them get very suspicious about the other because they see themselves immediately.

Madeleine slips up about how long she's been alive and they end up hitting it off and go out partying

[the-quangler]

Sundry Sidney gets quangled aboard the Zephyr

She immediately becomes another one of Marya's protégés. Tells her about the junkmother and they make plans for Marya to visit her.

Weirdly gets along well with Torse despite being "frivolous"; he respects her battle tactics and relates to the feeling that you may be the only one left of your kind.

Van: y'know it's real nice to have another robot girl, her and olethra will get along great

Marya: we never did find out if she was a robot. I will have to ask her. maybe we can ask sid since she was telling me about the crystalline consciousness that she uses to speak with other androids. though perhaps olethra may not have such a thing since it may be a technology only in that world. unless it is just another word for something that exists in zood. but olethra is too old for that. unless something came to comfrey from zood earlier...

Van: or again, you could just ask her