#my sarcasm

[sweetonsugden]

[the90sfreshestdude]

Mmhm.... great view

[soobadnoonecanstopher]

Are we having some live writing today? *_*

Nope. Someone called me "nervous" and asked if I was “on my period” like a fucking 8th grader. Y'all aren’t getting shit.

It’s Mother’s Day and my brain is off for the whole day.

[libralita]

Frost: I'm sure Odium will totally not break out of his imprisonment.

Me: Yeah, totally. Like how Preservation kept Ruined imprisoned. I'm sure Odium will totally stay captive and no one will free him.

[bleepbloopobsessionville]

oh yeah put the black guy in chains yeah i’m sure that holds no symbolic power at all yeah sounds like a great plan yeah

[askwaterwitch-perbear]

Crewniverse? Was it really hard to get Pearl and Lapis to interact did they threaten to call their lawyers if they even set foot close to one another? Hahaha!

[rubenesque-dollyd-93]

Don’t Message Me About Hooking Up…😳🙄

If you are trolling for a virtual hook-up, just move away from my blog…there is nothing here remotely interesting…I am a 54 year old, married, FAT chick with little to NO/Zero/Zip sex appeal~Hell, even my own hubs has no interest and he loves me…

Now, if you want to make a friend, even sarcastically flirt a little, tell stories, share music, laugh, share creatively-come on in and sit awhile…but virtual sex does NOTHING for me…not a thing…and I am way too repressed to feel anything, but awful about it, and all I inspire is limp dicks…just saying..and that is all…DollyMama💙 ©️DEWH

[rubenesque-dollyd-93]

There are some searches on Tumblr that you may want to avoid before coffee...

Case in point~”Morning Sucks!”😳🙄🤦‍♀️

Needless to say, I thought I must have searched “Morning Wood.” Apparently, these searches produce almost identical results.

Gotta Love Tumblr: Donald Duck to Blow Jobs in 2 seconds. Gives whole new meaning to “Fuck a Duck.”

😂🙄😳🤗