Stormlight lore is wild because some asshole killed a sheep which means slave fantasy John Wick ended up being unleashed upon the world's political theater changing geopolitical alliances enabling some fuckin old guy with the altered IQ of a bagel to kill the god of literal hatred and put himself on said god's throne of immortal crab violence inspiring space conquest powered by the cloned ghost of a reformed war criminal who sacrificed himself to stop bagel IQ guy from taking over the world, but at least slave fantasy John Wick got married so that's cool














