#myretailday

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Types of Customers

There's only three types of customers

1. The ones who look tired af and say dumb shit, but you know they're tired and they know they're tired and they appologize

2. The ones that look perfectly healthy and spew out dumb shit, insult you, and don't even leave happy even after they get what they want

3. Moms. Enough said

[tiredretailstudent-blog]

Thank you for coming to my line :)

And then saying "Oh one second!" And LEAVING to go get another t-shirt! While my line GETS LONGER and people start to get impatient! And angry! Just so you can come back with nothing saying "Nevermind, i don't like it, here's cash"

AND GIVING ME $100 FOR A $25.65 ITEM!!

Have a nice day :) and thank you for the long line of angry customers :)

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Child vs. Bathing Suits

Omg my flat cutting board chest is so excited over big cup bathing suits!!

The cringe is real.

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Customer Service

I know that the rules for customer service is "The customer is always right" but boi. Some customers are sooo wrong. It hurts.

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The friend of the girl who said ass and got flustered

Friend: Mom. I can’t wear that! It rides up your vagina! Mom: SHHH!!! Me: ... *putting away swimwear and trying not to laugh* Mom: I SWEAR TO *whispers even though I can still hear her* fuck. If I had a nickle for all the dumb shit you said out loud i’d be a millionaire. Me: *thinking* “She has to get it from somewhere” *Smiles and turns to them* Would you like a fitting room?~ Mom: *sweetest voice ever* Oh yes please!

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I call them the booty rompers. Because they always ride up and flash your butt!

Coworker talking about a cute romper

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This makes your ass-!Booty?? Butt!! Look great!

Customer as she turns and sees me fixing the clothes behind her