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The Myspace Shot Theory

Myspace may have been the website in vogue during the mid-2000s, but it has undeniably been eclipsed by the social networking monolith of Facebook. Long gone are the days of Bulletin Posts, customisable profiles and 'PC4PC?'.

Nevertheless, whilst Myspace as a social network remains a warm memory in our minds, and we instead refresh our News Feed for updates on the minutiae of life that our "friends" happily offer up each day, it has come to my attention that the traditions of Myspace are not completely dead.

The Myspace Shot Theory is a concept of attraction amongst the opposite sexes that stems from the widely popular, high-angled camera shots notoriously used during the Myspace heyday to make everyone in the image appear to be really good looking. The Myspace shot made even the most unfortunate-looking people HOT. And this my friends, is the true reason why men prefer dating women who are shorter than them. You see, whilst most will tell you that this phenomenon is some remnant of our primitive past, where the male was traditionally the hunter, the protector and who was physically larger than the female, I am telling you, that this idea does not maintain much credence in our modern dating world. The Myspace Shot Theory relies on the notion that men who are taller than their female dates will for most of the time be at a viewing position that replicates the high-angled-hotness of a Myspace Shot. The Myspace Shot Theory opens up new doors for the question that plagues girls and women alike - "does he like me?" Well my dear, consider this - if you could balance a camera in the approximate location of his eyes, would that be a sufficient angle for a Myspace shot? I think you have your answer.

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