bhellion does whatever

In which I do whatever I want.

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just don't use matte paper for stickers. especially if you're gonna go around without the case...

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For some reason I really like TMNT crossovers. Whether it be different versions or alternate timelines, I headcanon that

- Raphaels will hardly stand to be near each other, not necessarily hating the other Raphs. They just find all the other Raphs intolerable. This cannot be fixed, only worked around.

- Donatellos will probably hate a few of each other and find a few of the others interesting, but no matter the sentiment, they will interact constantly out of curiosity and necessity alike.

- Michaelangelos will alway vibe with each other. Get enough Mikeys in a room and they might merge into an ocean of Mikeyism. They're not really the best of friends or anything, they just naturally hang out in the same spots, do the same thing, and appreciate the company.

- Leonardos will instinctually hate or distrust the other Leos, but soon enough each Leo will have an enemies-to-best friends arc with at least one other Leo. Like, actual best friends (sometimes a sensei and student relationship), not just someone they like hanging out with. They probably gossip about the other Leos.

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*Actually, Raphs have a secret fight club. First rule of fight club: Leo absolutely can never find out. None of them.

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Michael!! Donald!! My emotional crutches 😭

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Splinter: So

Splinter: Who broke it?

Splinter: I'm not mad, I just want to know.

(silence)

Raph: I did, I broke it—

Splinter: No. No, you didn't.

Splinter: Purple?

Donnie: Don't look at me!

Donnie: Look at Leo.

Leo: What? I didn't break it.

Donnie: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Leo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Donnie: Suspicious.

Leo: No, it's not!

Casey: If it matters, probably not

Casey: But Michaelangelo was the last one to use it.

Mikey: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Casey: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Mikey: I use the wooden stirrer to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cassandra.

Raph: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, pops.

Splinter: No!

Splinter: Who broke it!?

Leo: Dad… April has been awfully quiet.

April: Really!?

Leo: Yeah, really—

April: Oh my god!

(argument erupts)

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Aside:

Raph (ashamed): I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.

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Splinter: So

Splinter: Who broke it?

Splinter: I'm not mad, I just want to know.

(silence)

Raph: I did, I broke it—

Splinter: No. No, you didn't.

Splinter: Purple?

Donnie: Don't look at me!

Donnie: Look at Leo.

Leo: What? I didn't break it.

Donnie: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Leo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Donnie: Suspicious.

Leo: No, it's not!

Casey: If it matters, probably not

Casey: But Michaelangelo was the last one to use it.

Mikey: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Casey: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Mikey: I use the wooden stirrer to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cassandra.

Raph: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, pops.

Splinter: No!

Splinter: Who broke it!?

Leo: Dad… April has been awfully quiet.

April: Really!?

Leo: Yeah, really—

April: Oh my god!

(argument erupts)

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Aside:

Splinter (grinning): I broke it.

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Splinter: So

Splinter: Who broke it?

Splinter: I'm not mad, I just want to know.

(silence)

Raph: I did, I broke it—

Splinter: No. No, you didn't.

Splinter: Purple?

Donnie: Don't look at me!

Donnie: Look at Leo.

Leo: What? I didn't break it.

Donnie: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Leo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Donnie: Suspicious.

Leo: No, it's not!

Casey: If it matters, probably not

Casey: But Michaelangelo was the last one to use it.

Mikey: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Casey: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Mikey: I use the wooden stirrer to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cassandra.

Raph: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, pops.

Splinter: No!

Splinter: Who broke it!?

Leo: Dad… April has been awfully quiet.

April: Really!?

Leo: Yeah, really—

April: Oh my god!

(argument erupts)

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I've been teed off all week and I'm taking him down with me

[omghotmemes]

Not disappointed by this one

[loptrcoptr]

I have never laughed at anything in my life as hard as I laughed at this fucking bracket

[bhellion]

Ya'll remember the Josh Fight of 2021? I guess the 5 year anniversary was a few days ago now, huh. Sure hope Josh is doing well

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wHY are my Raph stickers always the first to suffer damages 😭

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Leo will take no constructive criticism, thanks 💙

maybe during Raph and Leo's falling out, Mike and Donnie fight more often (but also make up way faster)

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all the holy books can go home, the Rise artbook is my bible now

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sometimes you just doodle

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It's criminal how much space Centaurworld takes up in my headspace. My brain has been permanently altered since 2021 and I have no way to explain it to normies beyond "uh, it's about a horse?" without spoiling the first freaking episode

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hating myself and my inability to remember where the thumb goes

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raph raph raph raph