Team 7, unsupervised: *doing something stupid*
[Meanwhile, at the Jōnin meeting]
Kakashi: *looks distantly out of the window*
Hiruzen: Something wrong, Kakashi?
Kakashi: Maa, my cute little genin are doing something reckless, I can feel it.

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Team 7, unsupervised: *doing something stupid*
[Meanwhile, at the Jōnin meeting]
Kakashi: *looks distantly out of the window*
Hiruzen: Something wrong, Kakashi?
Kakashi: Maa, my cute little genin are doing something reckless, I can feel it.
He wouldn’t hurt a fly
[girl idek i wrote this at 3am]
I once watched him bone tired splayed out trying for one of his cat naps, swat listlessly at this big fat buzzing fly. Warned off the thing to the other side of the room, and then right back to bumping up against his cheek squashed against the cushion, clearly ready for a fight. He rolled his head back, too tired to really raise it from his slumped shoulders and -SHWOOSH- lighting fast reflexes grabs it and, no more buzzing. I thought just for a moment that he crushed it to death, but as fast as he grabbed the little nuisance he flung his arm and loosened his fist, flicking it back to the opposite end of the room. Well, it found its way back again humming i swear just mocking him. And he tsks and just pulls his pillow up on top of his face and right back to cat napping It landed on his arm after a while and I desperately wanted to to kill the little fucker but I couldn’t tell if he was asleep or not so I let it be and opened a window
He’s not harmless I like that he bites and barks knows all the right spots to fracture bone into bits and when a bone deserves breaking, but I’m, hooked on that instinctive gentleness, it’s not hardwired, just comes so naturally he truly wouldn’t harm a fly
[10.55pm] The moon light is sparkling in the lake water. Even stars are shining on the dark sky between the clouds. You and your lovely boyfriend are sitting on the footbridge and draw. That's what combines you two. The both of you enjoy that you can sit quietly next to each other and just draw. "What do you draw?", you break the silence. "Something that a human being might would call beautiful.", Sai says. You look over his shoulder and see a well done drawing of yourself. Your face heats up and you hide yourself on his chest. Sai just smiles and pet your head softly.
Client: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Kakashi and Client: *watching Sakura screaming, Sasuke trying to set multiple bouncing Narutos on fire, and Sai choking on air*
Kakashi: I don't know either.
Naruto: Can ya at least TRY to see this from my perspective?!
Sakura and Sasuke: *kneels on the floor*
Kakashi: *sits on the ground*
Naruto:
Naruto: I fucking hate you guys, dattebayo.
Naruto: ….Who’s going to tell Sensei? Because it sure as fuck, ain’t me.
Sakura: ….Maybe we can just leave Sensei an anonymous note?
Sasuke: That’ll at least give us a head start, I guess.
Kakashi, suddenly from behind: Head start, for what?
7yo!Sakura: *chanting in ancient dead languages*
InnerSakura: For the last time, I’m not a demon! You can’t exorcise me.
Sakura: *looking sadly at her reflection as she crosses No. 5 off the list* Well, it was worth a try.
Kiba: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Sasuke: I'm a knife.
Naruto and Sakura, happily, from opposite ends of the room: He's the middle spoon!