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kishimoto might be a coward that wont show kakashi losing but im not
Kakashi Hatake + Assorted Text Posts (Part 19)
Kakashi: My favourite thing is when you go to stop petting a dog and he puts a paw on you all like "we're not done here"
Team 7: we've been here for an hour... PLEASE STOP PETTING THE DOG!
Sakura: I'm going to be a medic Kakashi, flashbacks immediately giving him a headache: what. why. no. what. why. NO. Sakura: AND I'm going to train under. Tsunade!!! ^-^ Kakashi: ……the one that shatters mountains with her hands Sakura: YES. Kakashi, calming down faster then he ever has before: huh. Kakashi: you know what. that's a great idea actually. have fun sport
Sakura: sensei . . . I have something to tell you Kakashi: *already convinced someone is dying and freaking out about it* what is it? Are you hurt? Did something happen? Naruto- Sakura: I’m dating Ino. Kakashi: is that all? Kakashi: oh thank goodness. Sakura: you’re . . . Okay with it? Kakashi: Sakura. Naruto and Sasuke have been dating since they were twelve years old. Does your girlfriend have any plans to become a missing nin, break your heart and try to kill any of us or you? Sakura: . . . No? Kakashi: then I will walk you down the aisle with a grin on my face Sakura: you do know I have a dad, right? Kakashi: moot point
Kushina: Do you ever see something that changes your life and you're just- huh.
Minato: I saw you.
Kushina: Honestly that's so sweet, dattebane! But it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you this hilarious drawing Obito made of Kakashi as a scarecrow.
headcanon that sakura mumbles gibberish, tosses and turns, and pouts her lips when she’s asleep and sasuke just stays up watching her thinking she’s the most adorable being in existence
had some thoughts about Naruto characters and the question, "would you love me if I was a worm?", coming to you live from my roommate's text thread
Sasuke: would you love me if I was a worm
Sakura: you ARE a worm, deadbeat. come pick up your kid from school
Sasuke:
Sakura:
Sasuke: do you. love me. then?
Sakura: yes. please go get sarada.
Sai: I do not understand this. Why have you not asked me this yet?
Ino: asked you what?
Sai: if I would love you if you were a worm. Do you not want me to love you if you were a worm?
Ino: what-- no? I mean, yes! I mean--
Sai, calculating: so.... you want me to love you as a worm?
Ino: uh yeah ig?
Sai: I would not.
Ino: oh...
Sai: worms are not beautiful. or smart. they are only worms.
Ino: 🥺🥺
Temari: You would love me if I was a worm. I'd be the best worm ever, and you'd be a sucker just like you are now.
Shikamaru: Yes I would. You're already the best worm and you're not even a worm.
Temari: Good. Just making sure we're on the same page.
Shikamaru, visibly shaking: yep.
Iruka: this is a dumb question.
Kakashi: I love dumb questions. You look hot asking them.
Iruka: ..... would....would you love me if I was a worm?
Kakashi, without hesitation: of course. you'd still be you, and besides--- I've never had sex with a worm before
Iruka: Kakashi no.
Kakashi: seriously, I think it could work.
Iruka: Kakashi--
Kakashi, eyes glazed over: I'm pretty sure there's got to be a worm jutsu that would allow us to experiment....
Neji, trying and failing to be nonchalant: Hey Tenten?
Tenten, looking up from her training: Yeah?
Neji: I would love you if you were a worm.
Tenten: ?????
Neji: You know. Just in case you were wondering.
Neji *blushing*: I would.
Tenten, not understanding, but pleased nonetheless: Thanks babe ❤️
(bonus)
Sakura: Hey Naruto, earlier Sasuke asked me if I'd love him if he were a worm.
Naruto: but he IS a worm.
Sakura: That's what I said!! But... It got me thinking.
Naruto: that you would love me if I was a worm too?
Sakura: no! I mean, yes I would-- but, I was thinking more if I was a worm. Like. Would you still love me?
Naruto: uh, sure!
Sakura:..... That doesn't sound very confident.
Naruto: listen, I just --
Sakura: no I get it, you just don't love me
Naruto: THATS NOT WHAT I SAID
Sakura: no it's okay, you've always liked Sasuke more--
Naruto: SAKURA-CHAN, NOOOOOOOOO
BONUS bonus
Later:
Sasuke gets home. Naruto is in his room, sobbing. He's holding a tiny worm.
Sasuke: what the fuck are you doing?
Naruto, tears streaming down his face: ITS SAKURA-CHAN
Sasuke: what did she do????????? Is she okay?
Naruto: NO, SHES A WORM
Sasuke: WHAT
Naruto, becoming increasingly more hysterical: TODAY SHE ASKED ME IF I WOULD LOVE HER IF SHE WERE A WORM AND I CHOKED AND DIDNT ANSWER FAST ENOUGH SO NOW SHE THINKS I DONT LOVE HER SO SHE TURNED HERSELF INTO A WORM AND SHE WONT TURN BACK NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TELL HER I LOVE HER WHAT IF SHES STUCK THIS IS ALL MY FAULT--
Sasuke, visibly panicking: okay. Let's not panic. She's a sannin-level shinobi. She just wants us to feel bad. She'll change back when she's ready.
Naruto: BUT WHAT IF SHES STUCK
Sakura, who has been outside the window the whole time and watched Naruto find the worm in the kitchen: I love those morons so much-
Lee: What’s wrong with Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura? They’ve been unresponsive for almost an hour now.
Gai: They’re just a little overwhelmed by the thoughtful gift my Eternal Rival has given them.
Lee: What kind of youthful gift can elicit this response?!?
Gai: Kakashi showed them his face.
Team 7, unsupervised: *doing something stupid*
[Meanwhile, at the Jōnin meeting]
Kakashi: *looks distantly out of the window*
Hiruzen: Something wrong, Kakashi?
Kakashi: Maa, my cute little genin are doing something reckless, I can feel it.
Client: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Kakashi and Client: *watching Sakura screaming, Sasuke trying to set multiple bouncing Narutos on fire, and Sai choking on air*
Kakashi: I don't know either.
*Jiraiya and Tsunade are cooking*
Nawaki, walking into the kitchen: Any chance that’s for me?
Tsunade: It’s for Orochimaru.
Jiraiya: Sorry kid. We're planning on making some bad choices tonight, and we need him on our side.
Nawaki: Wow. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Ino: Where’s Sasuke?
Lee: Naruto locked him in the bathroom so he won't monopolize Sakura's attention.
Naruto: Bushy Brows! You weren’t supposed to tell her!
Ino, already planning to monopolize Sakura's attention: I’m cool with it.
kakashi: give me a kiss
gai: no
kakashi: oh so you’re homophobic now??
gai: no i just don’t want to kiss you right after you emerged from the sewer in the middle of the street
asuma: seriously that was horrifying why were you even down there??
kakashi: oh i was just looking for the kids that’s where they like to play haha
tsunade: i’m quitting as hokage so you have to be the next one
kakashi: what? lmao no
tsunade: you’re the only candidate who would pardon sasuke, if you don’t do it he stays in prison
kakashi: ……are you using the kids to blackmail me into becoming hokage?
tsunade: yep. have fun being in charge.
asuma: i’m trying to get kakashi a gift, what kinds of things does he like?
gai, holding up his wedding band and sobbing: me
kakashi: everything in my life is so bad…
kakashi: …..except for gai
kakashi: and the kids
kakashi: and my dogs
tsunade: that doesn’t sound like your life is so bad then
kakashi: oh my god my life is good?
tsunade: yeah
kakashi: i—huh. okay….i like that.