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Hinata: Sometimes I feel like I have 3 kids...

Tenten: What makes you say that?

Hinata: Watch this.

*Hinata walks over to the big fort in the middle of the living room*

Boruto, Himawari and Naruto: What’s the password?

Hinata: Eat ramen, sleep and fart.

Naruto: *pokes his head out* Access granted!

Hinata: Naruto-kun, we need to start saving some money this month. We’re running kinda low and lately you’ve been spending it on...unnecessary-

*a hamster walks by wearing a tuxedo*

Hinata: What the hell was that?

Naruto: *also wearing a tuxedo* Hima’s hamster is getting married and I throwing the reception here. You getting changed or what?

Naruto: I’m not proud of this but! I had to do the walk of shame this weekend.

Sakura: ...

Sakura: A huge part of me knows that your definition of ‘walk of shame’ is completely different from the normal definition. So you gotta explain...

Naruto: Hinata said no to the instant ramen packs I tried to sneak in the cart while we were in line waiting to check out.

Naruto: So I had to walk it back to its aisle while these people were watching me.

Naruto: Shameful.

Naruto: *drunk as fuck and tried to sneak into the house*

Hinata: *was waiting for him and turns on the light* Naruto-kun! Are you drunk?

Naruto: I ammmm nooooot....fucking drunk!

Hinata: Oh really?

Naruto: I am nooooo.....fucking drunnnk!

Hinata: Then can you tell the time for me?

Naruto: Of course!

Naruto: *turns in the direction of the clock and starts pointing at it*

Naruto: I ammmm not....fuuuuucking drunk!

Gaara: What’s wrong Temari?

Temari: *sighs*

Temari: Naruto got Shikamaru so drunk he started walking in fucking cursive again.

Sakura: Honey, can you please take out the trash?

Sasuke: NOT, NOT TODAY!

Sakura: Can you wash the dishes?

Sasuke: NOT, NOT TODAY!

Sakura: Sasuke! The baby is coming!!

Sasuke: NO, NO NOT TODAY!!!!!

Sakura: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING SINGING AND TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL?!

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