#naruto convo

[naruto-convos]

Hinata: Naruto-kun, we need to start saving some money this month. We’re running kinda low and lately you’ve been spending it on...unnecessary-

*a hamster walks by wearing a tuxedo*

Hinata: What the hell was that?

Naruto: *also wearing a tuxedo* Hima’s hamster is getting married and I throwing the reception here. You getting changed or what?

[moonlightroses]

Sasuke threw out Itachis dango and Itachi is pissed you're welcome

[naruto-convos]

Shikamaru: Temari is so damn violent. You’re so lucky your wife is such a gentle soul.

Naruto: Yeah but she still has her terrifying moments.

Shikamaru: I don’t believe you. When is Hinata ever scary?

Naruto: I almost drop Boruto when he was a baby because I was throwing him too high and Hinata told me to stop...

Shikamaru: And?

Naruto: *shivers* I don’t want to talk about it.

Shikamaru: But -

Naruto: Shh! You might summon her if we do...

[naruto-convos]

Gaara: What’s wrong Temari?

Temari: *sighs*

Temari: Naruto got Shikamaru so drunk he started walking in fucking cursive again.

[naruto-convos]

Naruto: Me and Hinata cuddle like were teddy bears ALLLL night long

Sasuke: Sakura tries to cuddle but I push her away until she falls asleep. Then we cuddle.

Sai: Ino likes to just lay her head on my chest and pass out.

Shikamaru: ...this one time Temari let me in the room and I think that’s when we conceived Shikadai

[naruto-convos]

Temari: Shikamaru, look! Shikadai is about to say his first word!

Shikamaru: What do you think it’ll be?

Temari: ‘Mama’ or ‘Mommy’ of course. No questions about it. If he says anything else -

Shikadai: M-mmmmm

Temari: Here it comes ~

Shikadai: PAPAAAAA *giggles*

Temari: ...

Shikamaru: *you little fuck....*

[naruto-convos]

Naruto: Hey Sasuke! I think Boruto and Sarada would make a kick-ass couple.

Sasuke: *chidori on standby* If you little mini copy lays a finger on my daughter -

Boruto: *8 months old crawls over and taps Sarada’a head*

Sasuke: *chidori activated* You thought that was funny, you little fuck? I’ll show you funny!

[naruto-convos]

Naruto: I’m surprised none of us are gay.

Shikamaru: Why would you ever think we were?

Shino: Do some of us seem gay?

Naruto: Just some... *eyes Sai* just a tad bit.

Sai: *creepy, emotionless smile* Whatever do you mean?

Sasuke: I thought I was gay once...

Naruto, Shikamaru, Shino, Sai: What?

Sasuke: What? Don’t be lying to yourselves. We all had that one phase before we had some pussy.