Random Naruto character headcanons as hispanic stereotypes in High School bc i lived through them.
warning: obvs ooc, just for funsies do not take anything here seriously, not written formally. not exactly an x reader.
characters included: naruto, sasuke, sakura, ino, hinata, shikamaru, temari, rock lee
Naruto Uzumaki:
Certified torta pounder, idc what ya'll say. Si no esta gorda, no me importa.
Naruto has a beat up Tacoma and it's his baby. Yes, he burns the tires sometimes just to show off, but he ensures he replaces the tires before they get bald.
His truck has a sticker on the back windshield that says "fat bitches only" with a sticker of the flag of Mexico to the left of it.
He's not a full on edgar, but he will say cuh from time to time to seem hard.
He's definitely the first one to try shit at parties, but his fights are mainly pushing the other person and saying "what? What? Swing first!"
He does know how to fight though so if it actually escalates, he'll for sure win.
His song is Mente Positiva by Junior H
Sasuke Uchiha
Nonchalant emo.
Do yall remember those early punks vs emos era in Mexico back in the day? Yeah he's THAT emo.
He's the stereotypical younger brother que se agarra a putazos con su hermano, Itachi.
He'll be annoyed, try to cuss out Itachi for simply playing candy crush with his old man glasses
Itachi will slowly get up from his chair "ya sacaste boleto."
Sasuke gets beat up every damn time
At dinner, he'll have a black eye hidden under concealer and eyeliner
"Gordo, pasame los frijoles."
His mom gave him that nickname because he was a fat baby.
His song is Los Malaventurados No Lloran by Pxndx
Sakura Haruno
Buchi-fresa, but not the bad kind.
She wears sparkly sandles with ripped jeans and a pink cropped top
She's very sweet honestly, she's not exactly the type to gossip.
She has long hair, she takes pride in her self care routine.
Good grades, its mostly her friends that get her in trouble. Like Naruto and Sasuke.
She does tend to rebel from time to time though, sneaking out..
She gets caught every time because of Sasuke's loud ass modded sports car or Naruto's dumbass trying to start up his truck though.
Has to clean the entire house to be let out, curfew is at 11 AT MOST
If she gets pissed off, she tends to do petty shit instead. Like posting indirects about you on her ig notes or bumping onto your desk to spill your water bottle on you.
Goes on rutas on Naruto's Razr from time to time.
Her song is Malas Decisiones by KeniaOS
Ino Yamanaka
An actual fresa
The type to spread rumors about you, talk shit to your face too.
The way she talks reflects her too, like she says "ay, equis" or "ni al caso"
She knows her value and doesn't chase, she likes to be chased instead. She lets her beauty and brains get to her head most of the time.
She's the type to hang out in the restrooms before the bell to do her makeup.
She definitely takes the entire counter for herself.
Ino also side eyes the girls that vape in the stalls, says they're "nacas" and "corrientes".
Her song is Sabor Fresa by Fuerza Regida
Hinata Hyuga
The kindest girl you will ever meet.
She wears those long body hugging dresses with sandals. Not sparkly, the ones that wrap around your feet.
She's definitely a Coach girly.
Carries a lavender water bottle with her to class.
She definitely falls in love with Edgar Naruto from afar but doesn't want to talk to him in case he hurts her feelings.
Not much to stay other than she's definitely in the student council but works in the background as treasurer rather than president.
Song is Igual Que Un Angel (Con Peso Pluma) by Kali Uchis
Temari
You know how Ino shits on the girls that vape in the stalls?
Temari is one of those girls.
She doesn't outright skip class, but she'll often go in between periods or will ask to go to the restroom to vape while she scrolls through tiktok real quick.
Sometimes she smokes the penjamin just to be able to deal with people.
She's not one of those loud hot cheeto girls that vape though, she's just quiet.
Her boyfriend is the drug dealer of the school though.
Song is Amnesia by La Santa Grifa
Shikamaru
The drug dealer of the school.
He's not an outright junkie, he just enjoys drugs from time to time.
Definitely pops a xanny in the morning and by afternoon he's fucking dead.
Not literally, just dead tired as a result.
He goes to the restrooms to smoke too, he's kind though.
If he sees someone in the restroom he'll offer the penjamin to them.
He doesn't pressure people into smoking though, he's one of those stoners that tell the younger classmates that "weed is unnecessary, don't do it if you're having any doubts."
Nonchalant as fuck, but still respected by a lot of people.
Doesn't get into fights, he'll be the one to actually hold them back. Usually has to hold Naruto back and gets in trouble for it.
Definitely the cousin in Thanksgiving that goes out for "a walk" with the others.
While he mostly listens to Xavier Wulf, Suicideboys, and BONES, he'll occasionally listen to Ivan Cornejo or softer Peso Pluma songs like "Luna"
Song is Sodium by BONES or Lagunas by Peso Pluma
Lee:
Big time yearner
He definitely dresses up like a cowboy, bootcut jeans, boots, and a button up shirt from Ariat. Or just a regular collar shirt at times.
While he definitely looks like an Edgar due to his bowl cut, he doesn't exactly act like one.
He's the type to be a gentleman, often bringing bouquets to school for his girl.
He's def the type to have a banda play for his girl on special occasions.
He's gone through several girls, not in a sexual manner, just that most girls use him for the gifts and actions then leave him once they realize he's actually kind, that it's not an act.
The kindest man you'll ever meet honestly.
Song is "El Bueno y el Malo" by Banda Sierra Sagrada
