yours, mine, & natlan's: a terrible au
or, Capitano marries Mavuika and their respective children revolt. Ft:
Il Capitano, the First Fatui Harbinger, as the strict, disciplined single father with a very respectable but not emotionally vibrant family.
Mavuika, the Pyro Archon, as the warm-hearted mother of Natlan's six most headstrong up-and-comers.
when the two decide to join themselves and their families in union, their children are absolutely horrified. Add to that the fact that both parents have quite the opposed extended families, and you have yourself a wedding that even Chief Justice Neuvillette isn't gonna want to miss out on.
picturing a modernized setting for this. the oldest kids can probably be in uni.
it's not that they don't want their parents to be happy. it's just that... does it have to be that family??
Mavuika's kids are ofc the six heroes of Natlan. I imagine Iansan to be working while the next 3 are in uni, with Kinich & Mualani being in the last two years of high school respectively. remember, they gotta be immature for this to work
not sure about Capitano, maybe he picked up Childe off the street and now there's Tonia and Teucer too. but for the sake of keeping everything fun and lively, Aunt Arle has sent her kids to live with them for a while so they can be in on the drama
yes the harbingers and the archons are their own extended families
weirdo Cousin Wanderer comes over every weekend; he's technically adopted by Auntie Nahida but for some reason the harbingers know him very well too
Chasca keeps her anger issues but they're related to her dead father now. how dare Capitano try to replace him when she's barely recovered from his loss.
Mualani, who's into throwing parties, finds herself at odds with the orderly Capitano
Ororon, to Granny Citlali's great dismay, probably set Mavuika up with Capitano in the first place... which is gonna go over well
Childe is always picking fights with Ajaw and it drives everyone up the wall (literally, in Xilonen's case)
extended family reunions with archons + harbingers? mannnn
Anyway, there's so much potential for wholesome (emphasis on wholesome) family comedy chaos here and we're only getting started. If I'm lucky someone here will actually want to write it... tumblr help??
