Lieutenant Jones is definitely a giver. Or at least, he thinks of himself that way. Because yeah, he can be pretty bossy and enjoy it. But really he just hasn't found anyone to put him in his place yet.
Mmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Nonny, I’d love to see someone put him in his place... YES.
Oh, my, what if his ship gets taken over by another kingdom’s naval forces... mmmm... and they put him in the brig... and then porno music starts to play... like, weird ambiguously-kinda-18th-century-England porno music... AW YEAH...










