#ncd

[captain-price-returns]

The missile, in fact, does not know where it is, in a lot of homing methods

[aceofmoxes]

The Mouth of Sauron versus Trump

Sauron: The rabble of Gondor and its deluded allies shall withdrawal at once beyond Anduin

Trump: Ukrainian forces will withdraw from the part of Donetsk Oblast that they currently control, and this withdrawal zone will be considered a neutral demilitarised buffer zone, internationally recognised as territory belonging to the Russian Federation NATO agrees not to station troops in Ukraine.

Sauron: The alliance will take oaths never again to assail Sauron the Great in Arms, open or secret

Trump: Ukraine agrees to enshrine in its constitution that it will not join NATO, and NATO agrees to include in its statutes a provision that Ukraine will not be admitted in the future. If Ukraine invades Russia, it will lose the guarantee. If Ukraine launches a missile at Moscow or St. Petersburg without cause, the security guarantee will be deemed invalid.

Sauron: All Lands East of Anduin shall be Sauron’s forever, solely

Trump: Crimea, Luhansk and Donetsk will be recognised as de facto Russian, including by the United States. Kherson and Zaporizhzhia will be frozen along the line of contact, which will mean de facto recognition along the line of contact.

Sauron: West of Anduin as far as the Misty Mountains and the Gap of Rohan shall be tributary to Mordor,

Trump: The US will receive compensation for the guarantee. $100 billion in frozen Russian assets will be invested in US-led efforts to rebuild and invest in Ukraine. The US will receive 50% of the profits from this venture

Sauron: the men shall bear no weapons but shall have leave to govern their own affairs

Trump: The size of the Ukrainian Armed Forces will be limited to 600,000 personnel. Ukraine's sovereignty will be confirmed.

Sauron: But they shall help rebuild Isengard which they have wantonly destroyed

Trump: The United States will cooperate with Ukraine to jointly rebuild, develop, modernise, and operate Ukraine's gas infrastructure, including pipelines and storage facilities.

Sauron: In Isengard his lieutenant shall dwell, not Saruman but one more worthy of trust

Trump: Ukraine will hold elections in 100 days. Ukraine agrees to enshrine in its constitution that it will not join NATO, and NATO agrees to include in its statutes a provision that Ukraine will not be admitted in the future.

Slava Ukraini!

Credit to WinnerSpecialist at Reddit/Noncredibledefense

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Tolkien understood evil.

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

Perun's cameo(s) from the new Tex Talks video

[meowmachine-56]

cant believe they named a plane after me :3

[fictionalafvsmybeloved]

I had an idea last night. Inflatable decoy planes are still a thing,

So, imagine, inflatable decoy Aeromorphs,

Flawless and gorgeous, indistinguishable from the ones made of metal and electronics until you get up close and see how her curves are rounder, how her skin is rubber and vinyl instead of radar absorbent paint on metal, the way she sags just a little in the wings and the ways she's anchored so that jet wash and wind doesn't blow her away.

Still they're just as diligent in their duties as the ones who actually take flight, vapidly lounging next to runways and in hangers with a near permanent grin on their faces, playing an elaborate shell game during take-offs and landings to disguise who's who, waiting for their aluminum lookalikes to return to their waiting arms to relieve them of the aches the technicians and mechanics can't.

When the day's fighting ends and the hanger doors close both beauties retire to each other's company, steel and softness intertwining as they take what time they can to rest in each other's embrace before they must ready their companions for the next day.

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

By u/DreamDoodles

[morutemartyr]

morute/haunted doll collection:

perfumes that are light and airy, sheer and barely there; ephemeral. perfumes that are cold, and eerie-- the lingering feeling of a phantom hand brushing against your back.

contains these notes: (or has the same aura)

datura flower / spider lilies / jasmine / vanilla orchid / carnation / lotus flower

lamb's wool / cashmere / bone china + porcelain / lace / ribbons / silk / cold vanilla / old books / melted wax / metal blade / cold fog + snow + night air

almonds (milk, blossoms, etc.) / coconut milk / white tea / whipped cream + lactonics/white chocolate

white amber / labdanum

NUI COBALT DESIGN/starlight and spidersilk

slender strands of cotton flower hung with trembling dewdrops, cold crystalline musk, and tiny black vanilla beans

NUI COBALT DESIGN/moonlight on spidersilk

luminous strands of cotton flower glistening with frost, cloud musk, tiny black vanilla beans, white amber, chilled almond milk, non-indolic jasmine, lemon myrtle, and moonflower

NUI COBALT DESIGN/twilight spidersilk

slender strands of cotton flower hung with trembling dewdrops, cobalt blue musk, vanilla orchid, imperial iris, white lilac, and a whisper of lavender

NUI COBALT DESIGN/pale as death

funeral lilies, datura accord, luna moths on cotton flowers, and white clover along a graveyard path

NUI COBALT DESIGN/subspace

warm almond milk, dewy blue lotus, labdanum, gardenia, driftwood, and porcelain musk

NUI COBALT DESIGN/charlatan: french almond macaron

crisp-tender pillows conjured from confectioners sugar, finely sifted almond flour, and Madagascar vanilla, united by smooth almond frangipane

NUI COBALT DESIGN/preposterous: strawberry shortcake

sun-ripened strawberries are sliced fresh over soft vanilla cake and topped with a scant teaspoon of whipped cream

NUI COBALT DESIGN/silver fox

white tea with honey and rice milk, almond macaron, soft grey cashmere and cool woodland musk

NUI COBALT DESIGN/somiphilia: love of sleep

lamb's wool accord, orange blossom, barely-budding lavender, melissa, green fig, clary, cloud musk, and weightless vanilla marshmallow meringue

PIERROT PERFUMERY/morute martyr

vanilla buttercream, skin musks, sugary sweet ribbon bows. 

PIERROT PERFUMERY/dead and lovely (discontinued)

a flowery blend of jasmine, wisteria, lilies, corpse flower, and casket silk

DEATH AND FLORAL/the people you love become ghosts inside of you

heavenly musk, lingering funeral flowers, cold scent of vanilla in an empty corridor, handprints on a foggy window

DEATH AND FLORAL/the secret of wives and widows

⁠a dark and mysterious blend of Arabian sandalwood, luscious vanilla, orchids and southern night air, white tea in a fine cup of China held by a figure with long painted nails

BPAL/maiden

white tea, carnation and damask rose

BPAL/ roses, pearls, diamonds

red roses, dazzling crystalline musks, and pearlescent coconut-tinged orris

BPAL/good

shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane

BPAL/snow white

flurries of virgin snow, crisp winter wind and the faintest breath of night-blooming flowers

BPAL/eusapia

pale lilacs, white tea, and candle wax

BPAL/a pause in one's studies (NSFW label img)

luminous amber, white tea, sweet heliotrope, golden lotus petals, toasted almond blossom cream, and a smear of ink

BPAL/carved wooden bridal shop

cascades of balsa filigree lace, white kid gloves displayed on cherrywood mannequin hands, and a frilly sachet of dried tea rose

BPAL/my soul acquiesced in it

melancholic white rose petals drifting in a pool of white musk, bitter almond, and icy vanilla

BPAL/zephyr

lemon, lemon verbena, neroli, white musk, white florals, white sandalwood, China musk, bergamot and a drop of vanilla.

BPAL/zarita, the doll girl

white carnation, iris, orange blossom, poisonous pale white berries, and sugared cream

BPAL/a doll's doll

cool porcelain cheeks glowing with a blush of spun sugar, lacy carnation frills delicately strung with pearlescent snowberries, and the faintest dusting of chimney soot.

BPAL/tomie

rose-tinted white sandalwood, ethereal white amber, voluptuous almond blossom, coeur de jasmin, and a gasp of bourbon vanilla

BPAL/floral still life with cat

a decidedly unapologetic cacophony of shattered porcelain, rose petals, and peonies

BPAL/lady amalthea

a luminous white winter musk with lilac, wisteria, white chocolate, white mint, and tuberose

BPAL/a girl knitting

a twist of wool, a rustle of silk, and a hint of cream

BPAL/white chocolate rabbit

white chocolate filled with black tea and cream, splooged with white pepper, ginger, honey and vanilla

BPAL/paysage

tunisian opium and mugwort with blackened bourbon vanilla, tuberose, glittering white musk, datura accord, wild plum, and tobacco absolute

BPAL/precious beauty

sweet cream, white fig, sugar cane, honey, vanilla silk, sugared oats, and almond cakes

BPAL/the ghost

a thin, sinuous, creeping chill, the scent of glee-filled undeath: white iris, osmanthus, Calla lily, tomb-crawling ivy and a coffin spray of gladiolus, lisianthus and delphinium

BPAL/ave maria gratia plena

rosewood with sicilian lemon peel, red mysore sandalwood, pale musks, sweet mountain sage and a dusting of lily, night-blooming jasmine and orris

BPAL/ghost faced bat

sugared coconut meat, vanilla pods, condensed milk, white honey, and benzoin

BPAL/the last syllable

photos pinned to cool plaster walls, discarded papers, a web of strings, a mirror, a doll, singed straw, scattered books, and unfurled magnetic tape

BPAL/yorick

grave dirt, bone, decay, angel’s trumpet, and moldering scraps of shroud: the essence of finality

BPAL/the gatekeeper

a dry perfume, solemn and riddled with ancient, whispered secrets: brittle bones, the well-worn leather spines of forgotten books, crumbling papyrus, and the warm, strange scent of yellowed, crumbling manuscripts

BPAL/datura blossom (discontinued)

single note: datura

POESIE/shield maiden (discontinued)

pink rose, peony, sharpened metal, crisp air, deep pine woods and frozen earth

ODETTE PARFUM/temps de fleche

italian meringue, almond bud, vanilla dusting powder, genoise cake, chantilly cream, raspberry bonbon, santal milk, white musk, vanilla bean butter, tonka bean absolute

ODETTE PARFUM/fantome de foret

ginger lily, smoked vanilla salt, tobacco blossom, immortelle, honey amber, birch wood, oakmoss, sandalwood, copal

PULP FRAGRANCE/sonnet X

black vanilla, white amber, and a single snowdrop pressed between the pages of an old album

PULP FRAGRANCE/portrait of josette

ethereal white amber, dry wood of a long-abandoned seaside house, a hint of orris, and the lingering memory of jasmine perfume

CIRRUS PERFUME/betrothed

white tea roses, transparent bone musk, white lilies, white oudh, a trace of vanillin and black peppercorn

LOVE SICK WITCHERY/ghost moth

cream, ethereal webs of vanilla, amyris, opium smoke, tomb accord, black amber, skin musk, marshmallow root, and ambrette seed

LOVE SICK WITCHERY/dark bloom

datura, gardenia, night blooming jasmine, narcissus, pink pepper, bitter cacao, amber, and black vanilla

ALKEMIA/foxfire

white sugar ambers with sexy swirls of jasmine aldehydes, and Night flowering Nardo

ARCANA/isolde (discontinued)

white chocolate, pale almond milk, delicate vanilla, cream, and a touch of sheer musk

CARDINAL SCENTS/gentle reader

old book pages, vanillin, orris butter, vintage amber

CARDINAL SCENTS/familiar spirits

milk, white sage, sea salt, white amber

CARDINAL SCENTS/night owl

night blooming jasmine, wet ivy, bergamot, rainswept pavement

WYLDE IVY/the moon never beams

split vanilla beans, tonka infused cream, vanilla sugar musk, and just a whisper of vanilla orchids

DSH/vanilla chantilly

vanilla, spice notes, sweet cream, tahitian vanilla Co2, vanilin

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S92/i believe mary worth

tarnished silver, flickering candlelight, faded violet petals, cold glass, shadowed musk, melted wax.

S92/mina harker

cold jasmine tea, ripe plum, black violets, pale skin musk.

S92/datura metel

datura blossom, sweet almond, rosewater, sugar cube, vanilla orchid, moth wing, wild honeycomb.

S92/montmartre

feathered fans, sugared absinthe, silk stockings, faded perfume, new lipstick, warm skin, the smoky haze of hot stage lights

S92/they fucking forgot my birthday

wedding cake, orange blossom honey, burned sugar, soft vanilla musk, unlit birthday candles

S92/am i pretty?

 ashen skin musks, spicy metallic blood accord, sharp blades, dry sakura branch, tart buntan, warm saffron and dusky vetiver, slyly laced with candy sweetness, fragile rice paper, and elegant black violet

[readysetjo]

Happy National Cat Day from my brothers Max and Trouble (left to right)!!