#nct dream.

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nct as Tik toks

[violettorion]

WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD

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Jisung: I wish I could be a vampire or witch all year round.

Renjun: What do you mean? I'm a Vampire year round.

Chenle: And I'm a witch year round.

Jisung: Is that why you have moldy water and glitter in a jar and there's always salt on your floor?

Chenle: Maybe....and don't touch it.

Jaemin: And why you always stare at my neck?

Renjun: No I do that cause you always have a hickey there

Jaemin: Well I am wildly desired.

Jeno: He gives them to himself with a vacuum cleaner to seem cool.

Jaemin: No I do it to feel something..... anything.

Jeno: Are you going to start rubbing yourself on the couch again?

Jaemin: What me and the couch do in the privacy of our home is no one's business.

Jisung: Why do all of my questions end up like this?

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Jisung: Is Jaemin okay?

Renjun: Yeah. Why?

Jisung: He's been listening nothing but country music and crying for two straight hours.

Jeno: He's okay.

Jaemin: *from his room* "Mama please don't say. I'm going to laugh about this someday. You didn't see the way he drove away!" *sobs heavily*

Renjun: He's fine.

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Johnny: Why are you two sitting in the dark as you watch that amazonian woman whip a stuffed animal ?

Taeyong: He's been a bad bunny.

Yuta: A bad little bunny. Look at how tiny he is compared to her. Wow.

Taeyong: I wish I was that bunny.

Johnny: Ugh *turns on the light* Go to bed.

Chenle: Play it again! Play it again!

Taeyong: Chenle were you hiding back there?

Chenle: I wanna watch it again!

Johnny: *picks Chenle up* Look at what you perverts did.

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Taeyong: What did you two do to get arrested?

Yuta: And why didn't you run? What do I always tell you?

Renjun: The moment we see an officer run even if we didn't do anything. We tried to run but Haechan fell.

Haechan: Cause Yangyang pushed me.

Taeyong: Where's Yangyang?

Renjun: He got away.

Yuta: Good. He did the right thing.

Taeyong: Yuta no! What the hell happened?

Haechan: We started a fight in the mall.

Renjun: It was three on three. It was awesome

Yuta: Did you win?

Taeyong: Yuta stop! What were you thinking?!

Renjun: Hell yeah we won.

Yuta: Good, even though you got caught at least you won.

Taeyong: Yuta go to car.

Yuta: But.

Taeyong: Go

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Yuta: What are we doing tonight children?!

Renjun: Live fast!

Jaemin: Party hard!

Haechan: Make money!

Jeno: Be a star!

Yuta: You damn right! Lets make Vegas our bitch!

Doyoung: Nope. Nope, not at all. *picks up the children* You can keep Haechan though.

Yuta: Why do you hate fun?

Doyoung: Why do enjoy corrupting the children?

Yuta: Because its fun.

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Taeyong: Why are you printing fifty pictures of ducks?

Jisung: Just another day at the office.

Chenle: Jisung the CEO is arriving in twenty minutes. We also need thirty pictures of kittens hurry. He's evaluating our branch the papers need to look right.

Taeyong: You guys *cries* are so cute.

Doyoung: Stop crying their wasting all of the ink and paper.

Taeyong: Let them play. Haechan why are you wearing a suit?

Haechan: That's CEO Lee to you. Today I might have to shut down this office.

Taeyong: How much can I pay you to keep the office open.

Doyoung: Taeyong don't be ridiculous.

Haechan: two packs of cookies.

Taeyong: Deal.

Doyoung: Oh god.