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For the OC asks…. Wormwood bc I can’t stop thinking about him;

2 (he seems like a Talking Heads guy to me but that may just be the neurodivergent headcanons talkin), 7, 11, 21

2. what sort of music would they like? have you thought about what genres or bands do they lean towards? do they have a favorite song? i love that actually lmao, i dont think he's super aware of a lot of music, he's visited the mortal world very rarely. if he's aware of songs its because sometimes the ghosts around him hum them. has a loose affinity for early jazz mostly because the last time he was on earth that's what was in vogue. unfortunately I'm me so he likes what I like. This is his favorite song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2IBMQIjDo&ab_channel=KEXP

7. favorite animal? why? does not especially care about animals. cows, maybe. because they make burgers. he appreciates their sacrifice 11. what do they have in common with you? how are they different? would you get along with them? we're both big siblings with troublesome younger siblings. hes a lot more stoic and serious than i am. i think we could chill. 21. their favorite place to be? well, he doesn't especially like or dislike being anywhere. he did really enjoy sitting at a casual kind of shitty chain restaurant with bj, maybe his favorite place in the world is an applebee's and he just doesnt know it yet.

#wormwood shoggoth #answered asks #wow i think counting you dale and Xufya wormwood has three whole fans!#neato!!#office au

Oh, hey!! Thanks you guys 🥺

#I didn't know this was thing.#Neato!!#And it was a bestie I'm crying!!!

JUST SAW A HOLLOW MIND EFIT TO A BURNING HILL BY MITSKI AND LITERALLY STARTED SOBBING

#also I just discovered that you can use filters on images in here #neato!!

Testing

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Your friends -well, as friendly as folks can be who lightheartedly tease you about your weight can be- invited you out for some drinks. Since you were designated driver, you just had the occasional Shirley Temple. Late into the evening one totally smashed buddy leaned into you and said with a slur in their voice, “Have ennyuv us tol’ ju how hot we thouddit’d be if y'juss gained like… I'unno man, 800lbs? It’d be like sleepin’ witha…. a bed, man. We'ven talked bout how we’d ALL be yer…. yer uh, we’d- six peope stuffin’ yer face at once dude, thinka bouddit.”

A second friend joined in on going into great detail about fattening you up like cattle, but the others smacked them and insisted they stop running their mouths. A week later you asked them about it and they all denied it- except the second friend, who told you in private that it was true, they all had in fact dreamt up a poly feeding scenario and often referred to it when you weren’t there like it was a group project they were developing.

A long time passed, and the incident practically slipped from your mind. While out and about one day, you get into some form of accident that has you hospitalized long enough to result in you losing a notable amount of weight during your recovery. Your friends tried to sneak you stuff during visits, but you rarely got more than a bite or two into the secret snacks before nurses intervened and confiscated it.

Upon getting home, the group figured they’d come over for a movie night since getting around was still tough for you. They brought an entire theater’s worth of snacks, a ton of alcohol, and several DVDs. The lot of you got hammered, and the next thing you know, the six of them were chanting for you to finish chugging an entire bowl of M&Ms.

You polished off all the snacks that night. And the next. And the one after that. When eight consecutive days of movie-night-turned-binge-night passed, you started to tease them right back about not even being subtle about their kink as you adjusted your pants to make room for more.

#submission #weight gain #neato!!#i feel like i need more tags for these but I have no clue what ;o;