#necromancer posting

[moonlilylamb]

Techonolarp pisses me off.

Most larp accounts I generally ignore, especially ones larping canceled youtubers who canceled for being abusive.

Larping as a dead man just because you can do a voice impression whiling reaching out his friends, his dad, is a level of entitlement and gross as fuck. There is a reason none of his other friends who techno was actually close too reached back out.

As for skeppy? The guy who makes low effort kids slop steals other youtubers thumbnails they commissioned loser who doesn't get invited to SMPs by the same people who were actually close to Techno? He peaked on the DSMP.

Im personally not surpised he's doing this. I thought lowly of him before this given he literally has to steal other, bigger streamers thumbnail and tread hop to stay relevent. Not to mention any mc youtuber thats been onna big server like dsmp but focuses on kids slop content like he does is a walking red flag and a time ball for disaster.

Not at all surprising Skeepy has to rely on a dead man everyone likes more than him to stay relevent now.

[feylambda]

necromancer hrt

[sapphicish-lich]

There’s this whole perception of necromancers like me as being inherently evil, due to our ability to raise the dead. However this is simply prejudice, you all need to examine your own internal biases and reflect on why you think unused and inanimate matter being used for any purpose is evil, do we need to ask the druids to start asking trees for consent, they’re more alive than the corpses I repurpose

[necromancerb]

Day Three of notes concerning an unintentional portal to the Bone Dimension:

After having one of by Skeletons push the Ottoman on its back, I can now clearly see the portal. Imagine, if you will, a neon purple outline of a coffin. That’s the shape of the portal, but I haven’t dared try to experiment with it. Whenever I try to record my findings digitally, it causes cameras and tapes to become….fuzzy. And no, I don’t mean the video on the camera or the sound inside the tapes—the physical items themselves have this ornate distortion about them, like TV Static. If I try to physically touch the surface portal or the fuzzed technology, I start to feel a tingling near my fingertips, like the waves coming off an old CRT.

As for where the portal shows, well—I didn’t exactly go to Necronomicollege for a degree in Literature, so i don’t know how to describe it correctly. Everything…..is bones. Somehow, every thing in that other dimension aside from whatever is in the space that divides the bones, is bones. An ocean of femurs, flowing as if traction doesn’t exist. A beach made of what must be billions of phalanges. And it’s not just human bones either—I can see the horns of rhinos, the beaks of toucans, even fossils of what must be dinosaurs that I don’t recognize. The “sun”, as I think it is, shines a pale white, like the soulless LEDs I see those Paladins put on their trucks nowadays.

From what I could gather, I think the portal is at an end of this “beach”, facing at a slight upward angle, but not enough that you can’t see the “ground”. I had my skeletons out the ottoman in the Mudroom for now, where they’re currently encasing it in aforementioned mud. I don’t trust this, and I know what you’re thinking; “Necromancer B, shouldn’t you LOVE a dimension of bones?” But I can’t shake this feeling. This feeling that tells me that this dimension of bones….is artificial. I’m going to contact the Necromancy Union about this, hopefully we can nip this in the bud.

Velsharoon Help Us All.

[thesternest]

Your wife didn't come back from the dead "wrong" or "different", she came back with divorce papers and you need to accept that this was just as inevitable as her death

[octaviousthegreatnecromancer]

*experiences a minor inconvenience* YOU HAVE EVOKED THE WRATH OF THE GREAT NECROMANCER, I SHALL LAY WASTE TO YOUR LANDS WITH MY UNDEAD ARMIES- *the minor inconvenience is solved* ...THE GREAT NECROMANCER'S WRATH HAS BEEN SATED. YOU HAVE ESCAPED THE TORRENT OF THE UNDEAD... FOR NOW

[bowl-of-shortness]

*places some bones on my shelves for future necromancy*

*puts some tiny bones on the window sill for when the crows come by because they deserve a little gift*

[moonlilylamb]

My feeling on technolarp are not helped by seeing mostly younger fans who express feeling like they missed out on the "best" years of techno, wanting to make up by that by *checks note* watching the impersonater who reached out to the family of the dead guy he impersonates.

Like there is a reason Philza, technology best friend and fellow streamer isn't working qith technolarp, kids. Its because its gross as fuck and should NOT HAVE BEEN DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.