#nefarious even

[miscelaneous-spiders]

Hey man, wanna join our evil polycule? Yeah it's mostly schemes, plots, and nefarious deeds. It's really fun and the henchmen like to gossip about us afterwards.

[authorellenmint]

“How did Alistair do his hair without a hairdryer or gel?”

“Hung upside down from a tree to dry his hair, then smeared tree sap in it for lift.”

[miscelaneous-spiders]

Shout out to my evil dad for being twisted and corrupt

[kokiriforrest]

I got up off the couch and he fell forward and started getting his absolute SNIFF on

[super-duper-evil-individual]

just found six dollars in my lunch bag

they’re probably not for me but I’m keeping it because I love money

theft is kinda lit yo

[awesomebutunpractical]

Update on My Evil Plan: It is well underway and is giving me great joy.