and now your baby is using it with FULL confidence.
you drop something? “dummy.”
karasu forgets something? your baby points at him like they’ve been WAITING for this moment: “dummy.”
the betrayal???
karasu actually clutches his chest like “nah that’s crazy… i taught ya better than that.”
YOU DID NOT???
but the worst part is the tone.
your baby copies his exact lazy, teasing voice.
it sounds INTENTIONAL.
now it’s just a household of people lowkey insulting each other.
and you’re stuck in the middle like can we PLEASE raise a respectful child.
karasu’s still laughing though. he thinks it’s hilarious.
until the baby calls him a dummy in front of his teammates.
suddenly it’s not funny anymore.
kaiser michael
no because with kaiser… you already KNOW this was never going to be normal.
this man does not speak like a regular human being. everything is dramatic, self-indulgent, and just a little unhinged.
mirrors? speeches.
goals? speeches.
brushing his hair? somehow still a speech.
so when your baby starts babbling, you’re already on edge like… what kind of nonsense are we about to hear.
it happens when kaiser is literally just… admiring himself. standing in front of a mirror, shirt half-buttoned, going on one of his little monologues like: “of course… i look hot as always–”
and your baby, sitting nearby, just… stares.
then they lift their tiny hand… point at him… and go: “me.”
you pause.
kaiser pauses.
because oh. oh that is NOT innocent.
because THAT is his thing.
“me.” “look at me.” “watch me.” “it’s me.”
he centers himself in every sentence like the world revolves around him, and now your baby??? picked up the core concept???
it escalates IMMEDIATELY.
you’re holding them? they push your face away a little and go: “me.”
you try to take a toy? they hug it tighter: “me.”
you say “come here”? they point to themselves like a tiny emperor: “me.”
you slowly turn to kaiser like this is YOUR FAULT.
and he’s just standing there, staring at your child with this unreadable expression for a second… before he SMILES.
not even subtle about it either.
he crouches down, tilts your baby’s chin up slightly, and goes, all soft, but so unbearably smug: “of course it’s you.”
you’re wondering if it’s okay to constantly validate that, but it’s too late.
now it’s a daily thing.
your baby refers to themselves like the main character of the universe.
no “i want this,” no “give me that.”
just: “me.”
the worst part?
one day, kaiser scores during a match on TV, and your baby CLAPS, points at the screen, and goes: “me.”
you actually have to take a minute.
kaiser, meanwhile, looks like he’s never been more proud in his entire life.
congratulations. you didn’t just raise a child. you raised kaiser 2.0.
ness alexis
ness is… devoted.
extremely. emotionally. spiritually. obsessively.
so his baby??? yeah. no chance.
first word comes out when kaiser is visiting.
your baby sees him walk in… eyes LIGHT UP… tiny hands reach out…
and they go: “kaiser.”
not dada. not mama.
KAISER.
the room goes SILENT.
ness can’t move.
because that’s HIS word.
the way he says it? constantly. reverently. like a prayer.
and now your baby??? imprinted.
you try to laugh it off, but ness is already spiraling.
“they said it so clearly… did you hear that? that was perfect pronunciation–”
BOY WE KNOW, YOUR CHILD JUST SKIPPED YOU ENTIRELY.
now every time kaiser shows up, your baby gets excited like it’s their favorite celebrity. “kaiser!”
reaches for him. ignores ness completely.
ness is both proud and devastated.
like yes… they recognize greatness… but also… WHAT ABOUT ME???
you’re watching this emotional rollercoaster like yeah no, this is above my sanity grade.
MEN don't cry, they said. Men don't shed a tear over nothing. They aren't allowed to shed a tear, they have to ignore the burning sensation that's entering their eyes out of nowhere. Not when something silly happened, that isn't worth the tears, not when something terrible happened, that's absolutely worth every drop, not when they're experiencing the most joyous moment. No, never. That's why they cave themselves in, control their sorrow or delight to never let a tear escape. But he just couldn't help it.
The moment you said yes to his proposal. The moment he realised, he would be able to see your face every time he wakes up. The moment his lips crashed against yours, creating the sweetest kiss he ever had and leaving a sense of euphoria. The moment he saw you on the wedding, your wedding. He realises, you have always been by his side. Since teenagers until you two grew to be adults. He holds himself in. Tightly, confined, forced. Nonetheless, the moment you're one for the night — arms wrapped around his neck. It wasn't a moment of pleasure, rather a moment of love shared between oneself. He was yours, you were his.
The tears left. Rolling down his cheek. Landing on your bare skin. Your lips curled into the sweetest smile he has ever seen, your hand was the warmest that night and your comfort had the biggest impact. He couldn't help himself but cry, cry and cry in your arms, intertwining your fingers together as he held onto your hand tightly.
"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry."
"Why are you apologising? It's fine, love."
It's said so carefully, full of feelings. It hurts him so good.
BLLK. ITOSHI RIN , WC!KUNIGAMI RENSUKE , KAISER MICHAEL , YUKIMIYA KENYU , ness alexis , mikage reo , itoshi sae.
isagi yoichi - he lowk has a sleeper build and his veiny ass hands can throw you around however he likes, even when your squeezing your thighs together he easily spread them apart from eachother.
shidou ryusei - uses his teeth to undress you. i don’t know how he does it but he can and he’s good at it. he’ll rip your panties off you and spit them out before shoving his face into your cunt.
sae itoshi - degrades you. he’ll kiss you neck and you bounce yourself on his cock, he whispers about “how stupid you look, fucking yourself so desperately.” and it makes you cum everytime.
julian loki - talks you through it while he ruins you. you can just say goodbye to your legs, your tits, and your vocal chords while your at it. every time he slams into you and you cry from the pain and pleasure, he smirks and kisses your neck, abusing your G-spot perfectly and softly kissing you innocently. he likes seeing you fall apart all because of him.
alexis ness - he whimpers. like, he sounds like a puppy under you while you suck on his skin, hickeys going from his neck all the way to his feet.
bachira meguru - eats both holes out when you finally say yes to sitting on his face. he eats your pussy first, swirling his tongue around until you squirt in his mouth and then licking up your asshole.
hiori yo - it hurts and he knows it. he knows exactly how bad your pussy aches when he shoves it in so mercilessly. that’s why he keeps doing it, with his stupidly innocent eyes and his sweet voice asking if you’re okay.
micheal kaiser - he treats you like a peasant. he’ll casually take away all your senses, noise cancelling ear plugs, blindfold, mouth electrical taped shut and another blindfold around it just in case, and handcuffed on your hands and feet. you don’t know what’s he’s gonna do to you.
nagi seishiro - nuts everywhere. in your cunt, in your ass, in between your tits, in your belly button, in your mouth, it even gets up your nose.
i also feel like i forgot smth but anyways i didn’t know what to write for a few of them 💔✌🏼
synopsis: you ask your boyfriend how long he would stay at your grave! pt.1(?) of this
characters: yoichi isagi, rin itoshi, seishiro nagi, kenyu yukimiya, ryusei shidou, alexis ness, don lorenzo
cw: suicide mentioned(?), dark jokes, and a tiny bit suggestive but it also falls under dark jokes, ooc 💔
a/n: okay i’m FINALLY DONE WITH this.. i deadass think it’s ooc for literally all of them but hey; procrastination didn’t last THAT long this time… this was a req btw (first req!!) i think…
don’t forget, likes, reblogs, and criticism is appreciated!
you found him behind a dumpster while you were throwing out trash at the end of your shift, trembling so hard in the nights cold he couldnt stay upright. he flinched when you approached him and stayed behind the trashcan with his blue leash in his mouth. tack tucked so tight between his legs it looked like he didnt have one.
“c-can i.. come w u..?”
he whimpered in a shy voice after you gave him bits of your un eattan lunch
you brought him home, wrapped him in a towel, and he was so attached to you its like he had never felt warm before.
from that night on, ness followed you everywhere, if you walk to the kitchen, he walks to the kitchen, if you stop, he bumps into your back and goes
“s-sorry.. sorry..”
if you leave for work, he waits at the door or digs through your laundry.
at home, he has a super cute dog bed you bought him the day after he came home with you, but he never uses it. he prefers being spooned by you or sleeping at the foot of your bed.
he whimpers in his sleep a lot, dreaming about being abandoned again. you scratch his head and he makes a relieved noise like
“mhf… yn..”
ness tries so hard to be a good boy for you, he does chores, brings you things (often cute dog toys he “hunted”), sits oncthe floor next to your legs when you work, resting his head on your thigh.
but hes so sensitive, if you ever give him a mean look his ears go down and lays down in submission.
“i-i didnt mean to do bad… pls dont be mad…”
he says while pawing at your sleeve.
when you come home from literally anything, he bolts to the door as fast as possible.
“ynn!! master!! welcome home imissedyouimissedyouimissedyou!!:3”
tail wagging so hard he almost falls over, rubbing his cheek in the crack of your neck like hes scent marking you while whining all soft.
he gets veryyy needy when hes in his little heats, like crawling into ur lap, burying his face in ur stomach, whining all muffled
“p-please… yn…”
his ears are so sensitive in this time that just brushing them makes him gasp and arch his back and press his chest into yours, he tries to cover them with his hands but you always move them away.
when u scratch the base of his tail he resets or smth, he looks up at u with those glossy puppy eyes like
“d-dont stop… please…”
he likes being called a “good boy” way too much. he would do anything if u say it in that soft voice.
ness is so weak when you tug his collar, his knees literally wobble and he lets out a breathy moan he tries to cover with his hand over his mouth.
ness gets shy about how easily n fast he cums like hell look away all embarrassed and shove his face in you chest or anywhere just to hide, but still thrust into ur hand like he cant help himself.
he folds the second u give him any command. “kneel.”
and hes already on the floor, sitting on his heels, hands on his thigh, tail curled tight and wagging so much because hes so excited he cant sit still.
ness gets overwhelmed very easily. you touch him too long and hes squirming, thighs trembling.
“n-no more… i cant-. i can’t-!!”
but his hips keep grinding against u anyway no matter what he says.
he always asks “am i doing good?” in the softest, most desperate voice bc, while staring up at you with those watery puppy eyes.
ness loves when u pull his hair just a tiny bit. his head tips back so fast, mouth falling open, pupils blown wide, he looks ruined before u even do anything.
after he cums, he’s all shaky and whimpery and clings to u like a baby.
“don’t let go… please… please stay…”
tail wrapped around ur leg like hes tying himself to you so you cant leave him.
he lovesss when u push him onto his back and climb over him. he instantly grabs ur hips but then drops his hands like
“s-sorry! i didnt mean- i wasnt-”
hes so scared of doing the wrong thing he just lays there trembling, waiting for you to start.
ness gets desperate when he starts grinding. his hip rolls, biting his lip, ears pinned back
“yn… i cant hold it… please… please i need it…”
ness gets so scared of cumming too fast hell begs u to slow down.
“i-ill embarrass myself-.. im sorry-.. im s-sorry yn!”
but his body is betraying him so bad, twitching and thrusting into your thigh.
he starts crying when hes overstimulated, soaking ur breasts while he sobs
“too much… too good… yn… yn…”
he goes completely limp when u whisper in his ear. “be good for me.”
and he shivers, melts, and spreads his legs wider without thinking, tail curling around ur thigh.
ness laves.. when u sit on his face😳😳😳. hes so needy he tries to breathe around u, licking desperately, whining into u cus hes begging u to use him more but cant speak due to.. 😳sussyness
when u grind down a little too hard he flinches and moans into u
♡ in which... you believe your boyfriend ness is too pure for this world, having no flaws besides being a bit too needy at times. what you don't know is that there is way more to him than this, and the cracks will take no time in showing.
♡ tags + warnings: fic with hcs here and there, mean!ness (not to reader), possessive!ness, light suggestive content, light yandere themes (mostly ness being possessive and unintentionally manipulative), light angst towards the end
♡ a/n: i yapped to @bloomflix months ago about how much i love when ness gets bratty/mean and said id like to write about it. decided last minute that id do it for today bc its her bday. happy bday ani !!! i hope this doesn't suck. i havent edited/proofread it properly. got kiiinda carried away and wrote more than intended... sighh i need ness
Your boyfriend ness is sweet, kind and almost reverent when it comes to you, painting the image of a perfect partner effortlessly. In your eyes, your beloved Alexis possesses few flaws, if you could even consider his cute dorkiness and near desperation for your presence as something bad.
He's just like a little puppy, so eager to be near you. He's always there when you need him, and he'd give up almost anything only if you asked.
Isn't he so lovely? You're sure he's incapable of harming a fly.
But while Ness' emotions run so deep and pure, that doesn't mean they're all fitting of the angelical perception you have of him. And for someone who tends to wear his heart on his sleeve, there are certain traits that even he tries to keep at bay out of fear of scaring you away.
It's his shadow, his other side. The one you've failed to notice.
But perhaps if you looked closely, you'd notice it's always been there?
After all, every mystery to be solved leaves some leads behind.
♡ Exhibit A: Possessiveness !
Ness is not controlling with you. He lets you wear whatever you want, doesn't mind when you go out with friends, and besides some mild sulking, he doesn't even stop you from seeing male friends or teasing him about his jealousy.
You find it so adorable, how unsure he looks when someone he doesn't know well enters the picture. He may ask to accompany you, especially if you're going alone with that person (which doesn't surprise you because it's Ness, your clingy boy who asked if he could join girls night once.) But unless he really doesn't trust them, a few kisses and reassurance from you is enough to bribe him.
You think he's so attentive, with the way he texts to check on you and waits by the door for your arrival when he's free at home. That is, if you convince him not to go pick you up, which he defaults to.
He gets a bit shy when your friends tease him (just how much you talk about him?), but he lives to serve you.
Ness loves you so much, he can't help but worry about you. He's not controlling, right? So he's not possesive in the slightest.
But you don't see the way he tenses when someone's hand lingers on your waist for too long,
Or how his jaw clenches when you laugh a bit too loud at someone else's joke.
♡ possessive!ness will never make a scene, but he'll bury his face in the crook of your neck the moment he gets your attention, asking for your affection. A whimper escapes him every time you run your hand through his hair, soothingly rubbing his back with the other.
When he lifts his head slightly, he can't help but glare daggers at the back of whoever dared to make him feel threatened. Though he melts again when you cup his face and kiss it gently, making sure to make you laugh way louder soon to reclaim his place as the one made to make you happy.
♡ possessive!ness who again, is polite and never tells you what to do, but bites his lip until it bleeds whenever he sees you talk to Isagi. You know that he hates him, that bastard Yoichi has taken things away from him before. But you're also not in bad terms with him, so you don't hesitate to ask little, innocent questions when needed or to say hi out of politeness when you see him around. Which happens more often than it should, according to Ness.
You could be coming back from the bathroom on a festival date, accidentally bumping into the black-haired boy who just so happened to be attending as well. It's not an unlikely occurrence, but that doesn't mean Ness will like it. And with the way his eyebrows are pulled together and the vein on his neck looks like it's about to pop, it's clear it's taking a lot of restraint to remain calm at the interaction.
Ness relaxes immediately once you return to his side, your pretty eyes widening in surprise as you notice his bleeding lip. He stammers as he tries to explain, feeling shy under your attention. And as you gingerly touch his lower lip to check on him, he realizes that restraint sometimes is well rewarded.
He'll still keep staring at where Isagi touched your shoulder to steady you earlier, jaw twitching in annoyance. Slinging an arm around it and pulling you closer, he'll make sure you won't bump into anyone else for the rest of the day.
And to erase any trace of that boy's touch later, of course.
♡ possessive!ness who, despite his best efforts to channel his feelings, will litter hickeys across your skin when he feels particularly pent up—like after that stunt at the festival or when you come back from your outings with friends.
Your shoulder, neck, collarbone... all skin he can reach covered in his marks in mere minutes.
If he's to be called a loyal dog, can't he act like one? He's just marking his territory.
So while Ness could claim he's not possessive, your skin will bear the clearest proof of the opposite.
♡ Exhibit B: Mean Streak !
Your darling boyfriend is not mean. He's in fact the sweetest person you've ever met, at least to you.
Emphasis on that last part, as Ness has no qualms about being rude to people when they disrespect those he's loyal to.
Like when a group of teenagers slowly walked past you two, sneering and pointing at your outfit. Ness' head whipped in their direction, catching someone commenting something rude of your appearance.
You felt surprised for a moment, but were meaning to let it slide. At least until Ness turned around, immediately roasting the hell out of whoever trashtalked you.
You were positively in shock, your sweet Ness? You didn't expect it from him. And had you not pulled him closer and asked him not pay them any mind, he definitely would have continued.
He apologized quickly, fearing he might have bothered you, though you were quick to tell him you just found it funny.
And well, that was a slip, but that mild shock of yours was enough to make him want to be more careful.
So he started to train himself to not react so harshly to other's comments, prioritizing your comfort over everything.
Social media is a good example, a daily test for him. Ness is your number one cheerleader both irl and online, he likes, comments and shares your every post. He also posts you on his official account frequently, bragging about you every so often. You're his beautiful darling, how could he not want to show you off? It's practically his job, and he excels at it every time.
Now, the test comes when he reads your post's comments, which are not always as decent as he'd like them to be. He doesn't get jealous, no... or at least not anymore, as you've reassured him enough for him to know those pixels are not a threat.
He does sulk slightly when he sees gross comments, though, and grows enraged when they're blatantly disrespectful.
♡ mean!ness who knows you'll delete any comments that bother you, and he respects your atonomy by having enough self control to not diss out those accounts in the replies. That doesn't mean he won't do it in private, having several alt accounts to hunt them down and fill their dms with insults.
He doesn't care if it's incels insulting you, disrespectful oglers or fans of his who hate you for dating him. He hunts them all the same, and will proceed to do so with every single account until they get tired of blocking them all and accept to stop bothering you.
You don't know why the comments randomly go down before you delete them, or why there's significantly less of the usual hate in your posts as the months go by. You don't need to know, though, as Ness always takes care of you from the shadows. He doesn't want a single worry in your pretty little head, he'll do the hard work for you. As for payment? Don't worry, a few kisses will do.
♡ mean!ness who is never mean to you, in case that wasn't clear enough. You do like pushing his buttons, though, getting a kick out of your gentle boyfriend's reactions. He has his limits though, like every person. So one time you're teasing him for getting jealous over a waiter who batantly flirted with you in a restaurant, his patience begins running thin.
He does grow shy at first like usual, embarrased at his own insecurity. As he's giving you those sweet reactions you adore, you continue making teasing comments, poking him and nudging his feet under the table. Ness' thoughts begin derailing, annoyance overwhelming him as he overthinks the man's comments. And without thinking, he grabs your wrist when you reach to poke him again, trapping your hand between his.
His grip is gentle like always, but it's undeniably firm. His eyes are devoid of any amusement, yet not unkind. His thumb runs over your hand, a smile that doesn'tfully reach his eyes on his face. And then he whispers, "Can you stop making those comments, dear? It's not funny to me."
Your playfulness drops immediately, quietly conceding. Ness' smile grows bright as usual, keeping your hand right where it is. His mood only sours back when the waiter returns, mood flipping like a switch once again. He takes the lead of the interaction this time, definitely not wanting him to talk to you.
Ness' clenches his teeth the whole time, strugling to remain composed. You're watching from the side, still thinking about earlier and feeling strangely... flustered? instead of uncomfortable.
Once again, his expression goes considerately softer when the waiter leaves.
But maybe you'll have to ask him to speak to you like that again in other situations.
Anyway... you see? Ness is not a mean person. Or well, he's better at managing his mean streak than he was before.
Not only he never snaps at you rudely when your behavior bothers him, but he also doesn't attack anyone (...in public,) like he used to do.
...Not that mean!ness didn't trail after a man who catcalled you once the moment you were distracted, a forced, polite smile on his face as he threatened him to never speak to you like that again.
His grip on his wrist was strong, making the man feel like it'd snap for a second there. Saved by the bell, your voice reached Ness' ears, making him let go and return to you.
Said man apologized profusely to you seconds after, scurrying away as you stood there in confusion.
But considering there's no actual footage or evidence of what happened... Let's sweep that under the rug.
♡ Exhibit C: Fear of abandonment...?
Your Ness is clingy, okay? That's a fact.
You know it, and you love it. It's just part of what makes him himself.
You don't do nonchalantness or people who don't display interest, and he makes sure to always let you know how he feels about you.
It may be too much to others, but you take it gladly.
The only issue is when that desire to keep you in his life gets twisted by his fear of losing you, making him lose rationality.
Ness isn't just clingy, fear of loneliness and abandonment is deeply rooted in him. You're the best thing that's ever happened to him, one of the few people if not the only who actually sees him for who he is. You're special, his everything, he'd be damned if loses you. And he has no reservations, no, no control over showing it to you when he thinks you could be slipping away.
One heavy argument is enough to let it show. While Ness never holds grudges and is always open to make amends, sometimes situations escalate and can't be solved easily.
He tries to give you space, though it visibly kills him to do so. He'll check in on you every so often, swallowing his stress and retreating if you're still reluctant to speak with him. It's if you refuse to sleep with him that he'd break, tears streaming down his face in a split second.
Ness would cling to you like you'll dissapear if he doesn't, falling to his knees while gripping on your clothes. He'll sob into your stomach, asking, pleading for you to forgive him. If you're still mad now, will you still be tomorrow? Will your resentment grow, until you won't want anything to do with him? The thought terrifies him, so he'll cry and beg if he has to.
"Liebe, please, I'll do anything. You can't shut me out like this." He whines, sobs wracking his body. "If I did something, I won't do it again. If It's something of me you dislike, I'll change. I'll do anything, really. Anything you need."
"Ness... I just needed space," You try to explain, cupping his face gently to wipe his tears. He leans into your touch immediately, nuzzling against your palm desperately. "That's all I said."
"I know, I'm sorry," he sniffles wetly, "I just can't sleep when you're not there. I keep—keep thinking, that'll you'll walk out the door at any moment."
You're puzzled as to why he's reached to that conclusion, you never once threatened with leaving during the argument. Or ever, for that matter. Ness is the one reaching for your face now, your forehead touching his. His wide eyes reflect his panic, lurking into yours for reassurance.
"You won't leave me, right? You'll stay with me. I love you, liebling. You're all I need."
"...I won't leave you, Lex."
"You promise?"
"Yes."
"Can we stop fighting, please?"
"Sure. I'll come to bed with you."
His face breaks into a smile, arms wrapping around your body as he chants "I love you's" into your skin. He doesn't even realize his behavior could come off as manipulative, too focused on keeping you close to realize he's influencing you. He just wanted to be sure you'd keep him, is that so bad? He just needs to keep you close at all times.
So yeah, Ness does have a side to him that goes beyond his gentle treatment towards you. He's versatile, flawed, and loves way too deeply. But you love him anyways, and that's all that matters. So long you love all sides of him, he's alright.
Maybe Ness is no good. Maybe he'll get better as time goes on. Let go of his fears, love you innocently. Adore you freely, and not from a place of raw desperation.
But for now, keep him anyways.
Ness just wants to be loved by you ♡
♡ notes: im used to writing fluff mostly so this is a change of pace but it's ness being possessive so i loved it. not fully edited ill come back after watching the wc final. im hella nervous abt it but at least the halftime show was pretty cute. im off to support my colonizers ig... ty for reading (❁´◡`❁)
