#never irl

[francium87223]

me: I headcanon adachi rei as non-binary

random guy: she’s a ROBOT. 💀

me: yeah, and since it is a robot, I don’t think it would have much of a concept of gender at all.

[solflower-seeds]

was it just me or did this episode feel extra claustrophobic

[aheathen-conceivably]

I positively had to resurrect AU Giorgio to wish my simblr twin and generally amazing person @antiquatedplumbobs a very happy birthday. Of course that means gifting her with her very own Winter Wonderland, complete with her favorite sad boy amidst the snowy seaside ☃️💙🧣

It’s also now officially canon that this is part of his eat, pray, love journey after Jo left him on that rooftop so go on y’all and help a man mend his broken heart.

[theboredvoid]

How I, a straight cis male, would commit murder.

Tell my family I'm moving to another country and stay in the us.

Microdose on estrogen.

Make plan, secure weapons, prepare crossdressing outfits, wigs (masculine and feminine)

Week before, burn off fingerprints

First couple days before while in pursuit of target, shave hair, wear feminine wig, breast prosthetics and a facemask and makeup.

After deed is done, switch into masculine wig and sunglasses, dispose of old clothes, mask and supplies, stop microdosing and start taking copious amounts of testosterone as on the run.

While police is searching for a women of slightly higher height then me, fake coming back to my hometown from other country.

Get away from it, nobody the wiser

[hiddenst0rms]

Dallas Winston really told Ponyboy to get on dry clothes since he’ll die of pneumonia before the cops ever catch him

JESUS CHRIST 

[saoirseuwu]

Are there people, who eat just salted chips? Like, companies still make them and a lot of them at that, but I never in my life actually seen someone eat them

[spideyhexx]

im looking for a man in finance for real

DJSNFJSND YEAH

[dj-hyde-the-r-r-r-remix]

Are you bi, cause I would love for you to fuck me in the pussy

Well of course I’m bi.

I was gonna play the “but I’m not into cats” card, but then, Catty Noir…

Anyway, I don’t know you, and I’ve got a good thing going on right now, so no thanks.

I have been known to get kinda drunk and give out kisses at gig after parties though, but hey I;m pretty sure Heath’s cool with that and thats as far as I’d ever go anyway so it’s all cool. Stay tuned for summer party season ;)