#neversaid

[slushxanime]

Head cannon #432

I’ve always had this idea that Mitsuki was a bad kid. Can you imagine the sneaks coming out during a tantrum of uncontrollable baby emotions. ( IE: mitsuki isn’t allowed to play with the test tubes so suigetsu gets a face full of sneks). Also, Those stretchy arms reaching out to grab things off the wall, the table, the ceiling... anything and everything dangerous that a baby normally couldn’t reach. Not to mention the fact that he was born in a lab. There was probably all sorts of shit just waiting for mitsuki to grab while his parent isn’t looking. Orochi has to put everyone on a rotation of mitsuki watch. Having to keep all things of potential harm under lock and key. Baby proofed laboratory. Must have been a wild time for the team.

[slushxdc]

Jason: *smacks damians head*

Bruce: "jason!"

Dick: "dont smack dami"

*smacks jason*

Bruce: "dick!"

Tim: "you cant smack jason"

*smacks dick*

Bruce: "tim!"

Damian: "dont lay a hand on richard you nuisance"

*smacks tim*

Bruce: "damian!"

Jason: "only i touch the replacement"

*kicks damian*

Bruce: "...guys...come on"

Dick: "what did i say about hurting babybat"

*kicks jason*

Bruce: "...sigh"

Tim: *kicks dick*

Damian: *bites tim*

Jason: *elbows damian*

Bruce: *sighs*

Bruce: "...why is this my life"

Batboys: *stare at bruce*

Batboys: "..."

Bruce: "..."

Batboys: *all smacking bruce*

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Tim: *breaths*

Damian: i honestly cant live in these conditions, father. Why must we cohabit-ate with such a nuisance. I just cant take it anymore.

Tim: ...

Damian: *walks out with hands up*

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Jason: "why is there a chicken in the cave?"

Damian: "hes a turkey"

Jason: "..."

Damian: "..."

Jason: "...are you sure?"

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Tim: "morning"

Damian: "shut the hell up Drake"

Jason: "morning bro"

Damian: "i will eradicate you Todd"

Bruce: "good morning son"

Damian: "father" *rolls his eyes

Dick: "morning little D"

Damian: *smiles "good morning to you also Richard

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Training-

Bruce: "what do we do when you Catch a criminal?"

Dick: "ask them whats wrong and help them through their issues with sweet words and kisses"

Bruce: "...um"

Jason: "shoot him in the head and take the money for better use"

Bruce: "...no"

Tim: "put a tracker on him and slowly drive him insane by sabotaging his everyday life until he breaks"

Bruce: "...uh"

Damian: "break his wrists and cut off his legs so he lives a sad and horrible life for his crime. JUSTICE!"

Bruce: "i give up"

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Tim: "i have a plan"

Bruce: "cant involve detaching yourself emotionally and ruining peoples lives"

Tim: "I have no plan"

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Dick: "i have a plan"

Bruce: "cant involve you flirting with the criminal as a distraction"

Dick: "i have no plan"

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Jason: "i have a plan"

Bruce: "you cant shoot anyone"

Jason: "okay"

Bruce: "or blow them up"

Jason: "i have no plan"

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Damian: "i have a plan"

Bruce: "you are not going without me robin"

Damian: "i have no plan then father!"

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Jason: "trust me, jail isnt as fun as it looks"

Tim: "...jail doesnt look fun dude"

Jason: "it did to me"

Tim: "so does shooting people in the head"

Jason: "only the bad ones!"