(Bit of a CW: mentioning of sexual content, swearing)
((As Jotaro swam through the reef, a clam shell opens up to reveal a man that doesn’t have legs but is interconnected with the membrane of the shell. The man then proceeds to speak, while his…[I’m gonna say clamperson pussy] produces pearls))
???: Ah, Jotaro… I’m surprised to see you here, even after the last time we met.
Jotaro: (?) Who’s there? Me and Seastar Platinum are not gonna regret punching you out cold!
???: Oh? I wouldn’t try if I were you… it’s against the rules of my little game.
Jotaro: But- the only who can make an excuse like that is…
???: It seems you’ve found me out. It is me, D’arby!
Jotaro: How are you back?!? I made you drown the last time we met.
D’arby: Ah, but you forgot about something Lord DIO gave me before you abandoned me for dead.
DIO(Part 3): Yes, my poor confused Joeshark, I’ve given my land minions the ability to become merpeople as well. So, he’s here with us.
D’arby: And I believe that we’re currently in a game of mine, yes?
Jotaro: Tch- you bastard…
D’arby: Yes, and if you lose it… I’ll grant myself the power to turn you and your daughter into heads in clams-
Me, from my dimension: Oi! That’s too close to an idea from one of my friend’s AUs! No way I’m letting you just do that without permission! Try something else, like maybe… oh, I know! A head on a starfish body! That hasn’t been done.
D’arby: Fine, what you said.
Me: I think I made my point. Now I gotta go, I got some work to do on my side.
Jotaro: So what is your twisted game?
D’arby: Well, it’s simple. There’s a targeted person by the name of Diavolo, who has been harassing Lord DIO’s followers, so I need you to devour him to ensure he learns his lesson, but not to hurt anyone-
(While D’arby was talking, Jotaro just went all “JAWS” on Diavolo. I wish I could show you what I meant, but… there would be a LOT of blood.)
D’arby: Fine. You win, but I’m not going away, as I am joining on this, so-called “askblog” you and those merpeople have been doing.
Jotaro: Fine. Just don’t be too out of line, got it?
D’arby: Read you loud and clear, Mr. Joeshark. (Villainous snicker)
(Yes, you aren’t reading that wrong, I have added a new character to this blog! D’Arby’s will be based on a clam merperson, which I have been seeing a lack of in recent times. Also, his merman tail is literally apart of the clam shell. Thusly, it makes him apart of the shell in general. Also, Diavolo just kicked the bucket, so I believe it’s time for…)
Doppio: (imitates a phone’s ring)
