#nicepeter

[starleska]

So it's you putting Napoleon all over my dash! Probably the wildest one yet and I mean that in the most endearing way possible, it's brilliant. I think my favorite depiction of the guy is in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure where he gets obsessed with waterslides. Anyway you go Tumblr user Starleska

asdfgjkdsl i'm absolutely dying over here;;; glad that this is tickling you so much, because THIS WASN'T MY CHOICE 😭😭😭 although not an unusual fixation, if the handful of people popping into my DMs to express so are to be believed 🙈🙈 oh my god i forgot about Terry Camilleri's Napoleon in Bill and Ted, he was hilarious!!! 😂💖 alright, if we're talking favourite fictional Napoleons:

i'm in this very funny in-betweeny state where i am fixating on the actual time period and reading all that i can...but the bricks were laid with quite a few fictional depictions years ago. specifically Alain Chabat's Napoleon in Night at the Museum 2...

...and embarrassingly, EpicLLOYD's Napoleon in the Epic Rap Battles of History 😂😂

but the real moment which toppled the bricks was the version played by Nice Peter not too long ago, in a more historically accurate battle. and uh.

you know that reaction everyone has to Mathew Baynton as Dick Turpin in Horrible Histories? that was me 😂😂 SO!!!!! THIS ISN'T NEW!!!!!! AND I AM MORTIFIED ABOUT IT SO PLEASE BE KIND;;;;

[ted-calling-orson]

ERB makes the craziest banger rarepairs but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

[writebackatya]

Damn this came out great! So cool that they had Freshy Kanal help out with this one. personally don’t know who won in my eyes

[nocontexteastereggs]

Spongebob: Sponge out of water (2015)

[pikaglove]

Maturing is realizing that Epic rap battles of history was never good. We were just 14

[thepinkseat-askthemoonbunny]

Gandalf: Hey, how’s prison?

Saruman: Fine. How’s your hairy foot fetish?

[jdotleaf]

The worst part about reality is that we don’t have people writing Epic Rap Battles of History fanfictions like they do Super Smash Bros fanfics 

[pinketts]

Favourite Things Challenge: Musical Artists (7/10)

Nice Peter

Flyin' high in my Superman socks!/You don't know what these socks are

And this time its hard to deny/This family of butterflies/Kicking and screaming and fighting their way out of me

I’ll probably meet you as a friend/I won’t see the change/But all of a sudden/We’ll both feel something strange

It's just hair/If we were truly evolved we wouldn't have that shit anywhere/ I can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it/Cause it's up to me

Till some lady said that I was being rude./She said "My soup's too hot and my coffee's cold."/ And I said "Ma'am that's because you’re old."

Just put the top down baby/Can’t be all wrong/I got a cassette single of my favourite song

I know that you cry/Because you miss me/And I know that you’d die/Just to kiss me

Well I’m livin’ like a white trash, livin’ like a white trash, livin’ like a white trash woman/And I’m lookin’ for a white trash, lookin’ for a white trash, lookin’ for a white trash man/ So we can start a family in this white trash land

Houston build a rocket/ Take me out to space/ Didn’t wanna stay on the ground in the first place/ It’s not the atmosphere for me

You talk about Harry Potter, she says she doesn’t like wizards/You talk about your salamander, she says she doesn’t like lizards