AN: Very unhinged. Shitposting. Do not read if you do not want to loose your faith in my humanity. Clearing my drafts.
Disclaimer: For research purposes, our team paired each Vala with some selected Men/Women. A study to experience the other end of the spectrum. No Vala or Man was harmed in this study.
Manwe and Ar Pharzon:
Ar Pharzon: standing on Valarian soil flicking off Manwe on the opposite shore
Manwe: Has...huffs do mortals breathe so heaving gasping awfully?
Concerned eagles continue flying around.
Ulmo and Tuor:
Tuor: This is cool and all but am I supposed to be hearing all these fish chatting around me?
Ulmo: No, you can shut that out. Just will yourself to do that jazz hands
Tuor: So how do you like it? stares weirded out looking at himself from a higher angle
Ulmo: floating on the water with shades on Lovely
Nienna and Turin
Turin: sobbing aggressively I cannot stop. By Eru, someone take Beleg out of this room or I will flood this place.
Nienna: flexing muscles How wonderfully solid secondborns are, and she never went back to her form, Neinna the morose but jacked Valier
Beleg: equal parts aroused and confused Call me when they're normal
Mandos and Beren
Mandos: I've had Luthien as my wife, for a day but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this room and myself.
Beren: knitting next to Vaire this is awesome.
Varda and Andreth
Varda: (the chosen day landed on the day of Andreth's period) I feel rage. Shut up Manwe. And Eonwe, can you not breathe so loud for once?
Andreth: ha💸ha💸ha💸ha💸 laughs in Aman rizz
Aule and Isildur
Eru: Aule, put the darves down.
Aule: No
Isildur: Currently being dragged around by Yavanna I don't even go here
I just relies something Irithiel have a sliver dragon and thier isn’t a option in the demo were the MC can pick a sliver dragon so could you please tell us about the silver dragon
I love talking about this!
Iddraras, if you all remember, in the original HoF demo was bronze. I decided to change that within this one, because I decided I wanted him to be more like his novel counterpart a bit more. The reason his scales are silver, instead of the more common colors you’ll see with Haven, is simply because he was an old egg when Irithiel was chosen by him. He was actually an egg from Nieena’s dragons clutch…
He had a sibling, a sister, that also hatched at around the same as Iddraras; she was a silvery blue (not pure silver like Iddraras) because that’s the color of Nieena’s dragon. Unfortunately, she died during the Battle of Irudel.
Silver scales died off a few centuries before and no one knows exactly why, but if Iddraras had a clutch of his own they could very well come back.
Silver Dragons were a lot like White/Bronze Dragons; in the regard that they’re Peace Keepers, but they had warrior inclinations. They were usually seen as the leadership dragons. Mainly because of their connection to Nieena.
Who was the first Matriarch? I’m really curious about the history of Haven.
The first Matriarch was an elf named Nieena— she was as kind as she was beautiful. Many loved her because of everything she was willing to do for them. It’s one of the many reasons so many love her great (something) granddaughter.
Since nieena was the first matriarch, is she the strongest one? Or does that title belong to iri? Also which of them would win in a fight?
No. Nieena being the first Matriarch doesn’t necessarily make her the strongest but it definitely puts her in the running. Especially since many people would attest to the fact that she was the strongest. It’s all up to debate though.
Nieena wouldn’t wish to hurt her family— as Irithiel is related to her— but she wouldn’t have the chance to decide as Irithiel would bow out. She knows when she could be beat and she’d do it with grace, respect, and dignity.
