Headcanons (And some spoilers?) of my universe where Harry brings Regulus back to life in his second year:
Harry and Reg bake together at 3 am cuz that people don't sleep like normal persons and most of the time they have nightmares.
They also sleeps together often, specially when the nightmares got too bad.
Harry likes to braid Regulus hair
Regulus punch Snape in the face in front of his entire class when Harry told him about the teacher's treat against him.
Regulus regrets nothing
Harry teached Regulus how to takk parsel.
The logic behind the last hc is that Reg's told him: "If Dumbledore learned how to understand parsel, then I definitely can learn how to talk it"
He, indeed, learned to talk parsel
They talk in parsel in front of Molly just to piss her off
They're two little shits
Regulus cried when he found out his best friend from school (Barty Jr) became a loyal death eater
Harry didn't participate in the tournament
And Cedric didn't die cuz Regulus knew from school that Sirius and his friends were animagus and that Peter was a rat so he hunted a rat.
Then he spit in Dumbledore's face that a fucking death eater was sleeping in Gryffindor's dorms and he didn't even know it.
Regulus wears skirts, cause he wanted to and he liked to. What are you going to do abt it? Kill him? Been there done that, bitch.
He destroyed Walburga's portrait
Regulus punched Sirius for not trusting in Lupin just because he was a werewolf. Then he proceeded to redact his law project to give rights to every magic creature cuz clearly everyone else is completely incompetent.
Regulus and Harry went together to get matching tattoos cuz, ya'know, fuck it.
Sirius hugs Regulus everytime he gets the chance. Regulus pretends that he hate it. He doesn't.
Harry and Regulus bake a chocolate cake after every full moon to cheer Remus up
Regulus calls Snape an incompetent at least twice a week (Hey, he needs fun, ya'know?)
He hates Molly. Okay, maybe not hate her, he just aren't specially pleased with her presence....And he has a lot to say about the way she and Arthur raise their children.
Harry and Regulus love to make suicidal jokes. Maybe that's the reason why Molly is constantly upset wit Reg. Or maybe cuz he told her that children were humans and no objects. Who knows?
