Lan Xichen, upset: Meng Yao, it has come to Mingjue's and I attention that you have been dating both of us at the same time
Nie Mingjue: Explain yourself!
Meng Yao, internally: Shit shit shit, they found out! I can fix this! I just need to play it cool
Meng Yao: What do I need to explain? Aren't we all dating each other
Lan Xichen, no longer upset: Oh! It's been like that! Sorry A-Yao, I wasn't aware
Nie Mingjue: Xichen, that's not how polyamory works, we all need to agree to it beforehand. What Meng Yao did is still cheating
Meng Yao, batting his eyes: Are you saying you don't want to date both me and Xichen?
Nie Mingjue, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, do NOT fall for it!
Nie Mingjue, falling for it: Fine, we can all date, but you're still in trouble!















