An Adrienette fic… or would it be AdrieNoire?
So Adrien loses his miraculous and it falls into Marinette’s hands. He can get it back, easy~ Well, he could’ve got it back—except Plagg is a little ʃɪt!
So the little pest tells Marinette not to let that ring out of her sight under any circumstances! She should be responsible and get them to the guardian! (Knowing full well Fu won’t be home because he’ll be “tutoring” Adrien that day.) Oh, well~! Looks like they’ll have to come back tomorrow. Such a shame, looks like Chat won’t be making movie night... but that does leave them with a free night! They should totally take some kwami-princess bonding time!
He’s going to do her a favor! He’s going to teach her to flirt like Chat Noir! Who might she have a crush on? Adrien!? He would never have guessed…. Okay, target acquired! Yes, we can totally do this! Chat Noir does it all the time~ (What is that supposed to mean!?) It’ll be just him, her, and black leather armour. There’s no way Adrien could know it’s Marinette, so if she fails this, she doesn’t have to worry about ruining her reputation. Right, let’s go!
So Cat Noire sets off in the middle of the night to crash Adrien’s angstfest. He kind of wishes it was about his secret identity, because the alternative (his current reality) is being subject to Marinette’s Chat impression—and the thing is, she does a better Chat impression than he does. So there they are, ring taunting him, and she’s decked out in a cute yet decidedly more badass version of his black leather catsuit, throwing flirts he can’t dodge, and he’s becoming a hot and hotter mess every second, kind of considering the possible consequences of him, Adrien the civilian, having a fling with a superhero, if it’s kind of narcissistic, and if he’d ever be able to look Marinette in the eye again after. Also, Plagg is starting a no-cheese diet.
