#no punchline

[themeownie]

[scarabeegrandma]

guys I feel like I'm being watched

oh hi ali!

[raqi-marr]

affini band that style their appearances after broccoli and call themselves "the florets." when asked by other affini, they swear they chose their name before the terran domestication campaign and the similarity to what they call terran pets now is purely coincidental

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

There’s something seriously wrong with me I swear to cod

[iamindebt]

hey. sorry we got your boyfriend possesed by the god of the void for real this time, ok?

[loupy-mongoose]

We haven't yet seen Lavender next to human Randy, and it's time to change that. Turns out she's pretty small! For a Mewtwo, anyway.

I declare carrots to be one of few foods that all three can enjoy. Randy likes dry, Akoya likes bitter, and Lav likes sweet. To me, carrots fit all of them. Somehow.

[tobnuuy]

are there better ways to try to relieve my fever than standing in the half open fridge door? probably, yes