#no tip

[extremelysmallclown]

sometimes when customers ask if i can heat up their pastries i say 'we don't have anything to heat things up in' when if they look behind me into the next room they'll see a microwave on the table

[its-all-down-hill]

[susanthejournal]

OVER HARD / Matthew Bruce Harrison

Sunrise               traffic                             skirmish. Burned                             toast               riddled in                        raw               hands. Sliced-               up                             oxblood               booths. Drum               rattle                             of overproduced                             teens. Light                  bulbs               dying in               country fried                    meat               smoke. No               mention of                         love               all                             night. Doomed                             hash               browns forecast              collateral               ketchup stains.               Bones                             massed               under mangled                             napkins.               Overdone fusillade                             rain.               No sign                     of               gray retreat.               No movie                 deal.               No                             union.               No                             tip. Every-               body     off- white               bloating phobias.                             Taillights               bleed south.               Commodes                             boom.               No sleep                   all               night between             us.               Now who                     will               strike blare                   trample               spill                             out this       over-                             creamed house               brew                             shouting               PAYBACK when                  charged               for               parking too                       long               along the        state      route in          a             state                             of               simmering               red heritage? ⁂ Matthew Bruce Harrison's writing can be found in Sixth Finch, Nashville Review, Bayou, West Branch, Cincinnati Review, Carolina Quarterly, Adroit Journal, At Length, and others. Originally from Georgia, he now lives and teaches in Minnesota.

[dadmn]

Customer who bought 2 coffees at Starbucks hit with an erroneous $4K tip, forcing family to postpone trip to Thailand — NBC News

Jesse O'Dell, 36, of Tulsa, Oklahoma, waited about a month to get his money back after refund checks bounced. Police said the gratuity was a

[inthebackgroundscreaming]

i get absolutely n o t h i n g in return

[diemetzgermeister]

Yo is it just me

Or is it not too much to ask when they braid my hair, if you’re going to cough, to turn your fucking head!! Every fucking time I get my hair braided it seems like they cough in my hair and it makes me so uncomfortable. Like it’s not bad enough that today’s ladys’ armpits are extra 🌶 so I’ve been smelling that the whole time. And I tried to make a comment about it and getting someone else but there’s a language barrier. So I let that go. But I think it should be okay for me to be like, yo can you please turn your head if you’re going to cough!!

I’m not fucking coming here again 🌶🤬👻

[carmenliang]

Tricky, tricky, tricky.