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Charlie gives the man lying in her infirmary an unimpressed look. "Agent Wilson," she says, slowly. "Can I help you?"
"Yes, little Howlettspawn," Wade replies, looking weirdly serious and sort of sad. "There's something I need your help with, but you can't tell anyone." She raises an eyebrow and he gestures for her to come closer. She does, slowly, like she expects him to grab her and...do something. Uncle Sam and Uncle Johnny are very adamant about never getting too close to Deadpool.
"Yes?" she prompts when she's only a foot or so away from him. "What is it, Wade, I'm busy-"
"Doreen cut off my dick and-"
"Get the hell out of my infirmary, Wilson."