all of them for noah ;)
(but srsly why do u hate me omg)send ✆ for a morning text
text: i’m hungover and lazy and if you want me to like you you need to bring me breakfast stat
send ♔ an angry text
text: so much for not hurting jake you goddamn asshole i hope the next person you fuck gives you herpes
send ♠ for a drunk text
text: i kwno you’re iwhti jake and we can’at fukc anymoe but im drink and nne;d ot fuck so fixhi it
send ☏ for a vague text
text: meet me at the club. no questions.
send ⁇ for a worried text
text: ok it’s been two hours since i asked you how your fight went and i still haven’t heard from you are you okay???
send ♣ for a text not meant for you
text: you know it felt really nice to just sleep with you last night and i wouldn’t mind if we did that again tonight
text: wait shit wrong fucking person goddammit pls ignore that
send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
text: how much do you hate me for having slept with both you and jake?
send ✺ for a saucy text
text: i bought a sexy nurses’ outfit today text: i mean i know we can’t fuck but like i’m sending you a picture anyway so do with that what you will
send √ for a long-winded confession text
text: so i know it’s water under the bridge or whatever and idk why the fuck i’m even thinking about it or bringing it up, but i don’t think you realized how bad i felt after our fight when you found about me and jake. and i was thinking about how you said that i’m a bitch and comments like that don’t usually bother me but i just idk i just want you to know that i wouldn’t have slept with him if i’d known. i mean i still think it’s ridiculous you were yelling at me over it and that you had no right, but like still, if i’d known about you two, it never woulda happened. you know that right? i love sex, sure and i might be a bitch a lot of the time, sometimes without even meaning to be, but you know i’m not that much of a bitch right? i have a heart and i just need both of you to know i wouldn’t do that to you guys, not intentionally. i’m not that cold ok? i’m really not.
send ☠ for a misguided advice text
text: just ignore the problem until it goes away that’s what i do text: wait that was probably the wrong thing to say wtf i’m no good at this i have no feelings remember
send ☢ for a desperate text
text: please please please please please pleeasssseeeeee come keep me company right now i’m so goddamn bored and i need to verbally spar with someone or something
send ☼ for a congratulatory text
text: congrats on getting your shit together. i mean you’re still a fuckboy but still congrats on at least being a faithful fuckboy.
