My stupid Christian parents had an intervention for my brother Barry like two weeks ago, and my aunt Tiffany and uncle Vinny were there (also Christians), and they told my brother he needs to embrace Jesus to solve his addiction issues. I was so livid, I got up and told him he's an idiot for smoking crack and news flash, God isnt fucking real! Everyone started yelling at me, so I flipped my middle finger at them and told them religion was the opiate of the masses. If God was real he wouldn't let crack exist! Hello?? Use your fucking meatnoggins cross-worshippers! My parents said they wouldn't pay for my phone bills anymore if I kept acting this way, fucking fine! Theyre trying to change me, I WILL NOT BE CONVERTED












