December 4 - Allergic | @into-the-jeggyverse | wc: 479
“I’m allergic to cats, you asshole!” Sirius screeches when his brother jumps up onto his lap, “I don’t care if its’ in animagus form, you have fucking cat germs and issues.”
“Sirius?” Lily asks, walking into the common room, “Why are you yelling at a cat?”
Sirius pouts, “It’s James’ fucking cat and he hates me. I’m allergic to cats his favourite activity is to fucking jump on my lap and scratch me when James isn’t around.”
“James has a cat?”
He groans, “Yeah, it’s one of the cats around the castle that just wanders in sometimes. His favourite person is James, so he’s James’ cat- OW, you dick,” he sneers at the cat, “Get off my fucking lap, James is going to be here any minute.” The cat hisses at him, bringing his claws out and starting to make biscuits on his thigh, “That fucking hurts, dude.”
“Do you think the cat hates you because you hate it?”
Sirius shakes his head, “No, I don’t hate him, I just think that this cat can hear and knows that I don’t want to be around cats.”
“How unfortunate is it to be allergic to cats and live in a castle where there are so many cats just wandering around.” Pete comments, walking up to the couch that Sirius is pinned to by the cat, reaching down to pet it and getting scratched immediately, pulling his hand away.
“I’m just glad that I’m not going to die from it,” Sirius shakes his head. Just as he finishes, the portrait swings open and James stroll into the room, smiling when they see the cat in Sirius’ lap.
“Leo!” They cheer, walking to grab the little black cat from their best friend’s lap, bringing the cat to their face and pressing a kiss to his little forehead. They turn back to Sirius and Pete, “He wasn’t too hard on you guys, was he?”
“He’s always an asshole to me,” Sirius pouts. James laughs gently, moving their hold on the cat so he’s cradled in their arms, nods to Lily, and heads up towards the dorm.
As soon as they’re in the dorm, Regulus jumps down from James’ arms and transforms, pulling them to his chest once he has his bearings. James smiles down at him, “You can’t just bully your brother when I’m not there.”
“I’m his brother, I can do as I please to him,”
“He’s allergic to cats, and I really don’t want to have to deal with him complaining that he can’t breathe for the rest of the day because you’re being a dick.”
Regulus shrugs, “I don’t have to deal with it, so it’s not my problem.”
James rolls their eyes, leaning down to kiss him gently before pulling away and heading to put their cloak down on their bed, “You’re ridiculous.”
can we talk about t4t jily more?? bonus if that’s something they bond over.
more bonus if it’s an au where james starts out pursuing lily when they’re both pretransition and then they drift apart for a bit/don’t see each-other over the summer holidays, and when they meet again james has chopped off all his hair and lily has grown hers out long enough to tie back.
and then they form a transgender bond and get together and are happy forever yeahhhh
extra bonus: trans sirius or regulus in a jily pad or jegulily context, theyre all transgender together yayy
aroace sirius noticing james has fallen in love and he rolls his eyes to the back of his head like, here we go again. because they’re going to whine at him and drag him into the middle and beg him for advice, they’re going to cry into his shoulder and shake him whenever they’re excited, they’re going to fill him in on every detail as if he’s the one they’re in love with, they’re going to stay up late planning get-together pranks and shine a torch into his eyes whenever they start gesturing wildly, they’re going to hold his hand as they skip along corridors, and they’re going to love him more than they’ve ever loved anyone because that’s what james does when it’s sirius.
Okay so imagine james who was raised his entire life as a boy and like at around 6th year he starts getting severe acne and so he starts borrowing make up from lily to hide his scars after a while of doing it he starts to kinda like it and eventually started doing it for fun and he also starts to wear androgynous clothing.
And idk they/them james potter seems right
wait no yes. yes yes yes. ??
um. i also love acne james potter. acne scars james save me save me please.
i imagine this in a modern-ish au so theyd be like the Woke Kid and like younger kids would come up to them for like help and james would be like wtf do you want (because theyre an asshole) and then learn Stuff and help them (because theyre also a sweetheart) . !!!!!!!
also haha prongsfoot because everything about me is prongsfoot sirius being like ??? uhhh idk i dont understand but ill learn ig (he reads 2400 books and plays it off as very Nonchalant And Cool And Disinterested And Normal) and when word goes to the black family theyre like very homophobic (? is that the correct derogatory term to use for them. idk. but that too ig.) naturally and sirius is like haha fuck you i love james !!!!!!!
james in adrogynous clothing james in adrogynous clothing james in adrogynous clothing james in adrogynous clothing james in adrogynous clothing james in adrogynous clothing . um. just . stubble with crop top. i want to give them head <3 (can you tell im ovulating,)