ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.
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ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.
Maybe I have restless leg syndrome bc I was born to wag but have no tail. ever think of that? Maybe my body forces me to move my legs at night bc I have been deprived of a proper wag all my life. A good wag would solve it surely
i feel like some ppl don't understand that it's not that i identify as nonhuman, its that i AM nonhuman.
Human fingernails are so disappointing, what does thou meanest I cannot slash open packagings and dig holes with these things. Why are they so blunt?!!? So fragile!!!? Tis shameful indeed!!! What am I to do with these??!!!
I love being nonhuman
I love being hard to understand
I love being “cringe”, weird, and having gear
I love not being human and rejecting it!!
I LOVE being a demon, lion, felines, and vampire! I am ALL of it and MORE!
Everybody get weirder!! Everybody get more nonhuman now!!!
Species affirmation tips for spider therians (teens with strict parents friendly)!
Brought to you by a spider cryptid!
Clothing/Fashion:
Leg warmers make you feel like you have hairy spider legs! If you don't have those, fuzzy socks and gloves work too! And if you don't have those either? Grow out your leg hair, homie.
Wear a pair of sunglasses as a head accessory to imply having more than 2 eyes! I suggest red or black for the effect, but it's awesome to have them in your fav color :)
Depending on the type of spider you are, you can include patterns like stripes in your outfits!
Spiders are quiet and sneaky. A pair of soft slippers can act as your silent little spider pawz!
Gothic fashion is often associated with spiders, but don't worry if it's not for you!
Fake vampire teeth >>>>>>>>
If you can get piercings, angel fangs and snake bites are cool options to consider, but there's also a huge variety of other jewelry you can express yourself with, be it spider-related or not!
As cliché as it is, yes, you can also make a half-mask. Pinterest has a few cool examples if you need inspo
Webbing:
Learning to knit or crochet can simulate making a web. Even sewing can do that, in my opinion
String curtains on doors or windows! You can even diy them!
Paper crafts and origami may not exactly resemble webs, but there's no reason not to associate it with that! Connect with your inner miniature architect!
Spiders like to keep their webs nice, clean and functional. Don't think of it as "cleaning your room/house", you're tidying up your beautiful web.
Have a blanket/duvet you can wrap yourself in to feel comfy, it doesn't even have to have a web print or anything, all it has to do is keep you nice and warm and make you feel at home! You can ofc make your own if you know how to do that.
Set up decorative web, like the Halloween decoration ones, or make your own with wool/yarn you can find in any craft store! If you don't have that, even paper will do! (Caution: artificial spider webs are dangerous to outside animals. They can get trapped in them and it can be fatal. They're also not biodegradable and so they're awful for the environment. If you're gonna use them, please keep them inside.)
Diet:
Edible bugs are a thing, but if you're grossed out by them or can't have them for whatever reason, worm gummies and nuts can do the trick!
It's common for spiders to eat their own web. Cotton candy is a good choice texture-vise, although there's tutorials for sugar spider webs. If you aren't super into sugary things, meat floss or thin noodles are great too!
Hide snacks in your room if you can! Spiders wrap up their prey when they plan on eating it later. There's also foods that are wrapped up in things, like burritos, so you can feel like you're eating your wrapped up prey!
Other tips:
You could make yourself a cool pillow fort or, if you can afford it, buy a small inside tent so you have a cozy dark place to crawl into
Nesting with pillows, blankets, plushies or whatever else you have. It's fun to do this in your fort/tent or on a bunk bed if you have one.
Go on runs or participate in a sport if you're able! Lots of spiders are pretty fast and some are even ambush predators. You gotta get some enrichment fr.
Go climbing/hiking (or go on the playground if you're young enough not to get weird looks idk) if you have climbing urges :>
That's pretty much all I have! These are very mixed tips for very different kinds of spiders, not all of them make webs and not all of them are hairy, etc, etc. I just see very little spider therian content these days and ik you're out there so I hope this post is helpful to you!!
Note: You DON'T have to do these things as a spider kin. These are species affirmation tips that MIGHT help you feel more connected to your 'type or eliminate some species dysphoria and are completely optional.
(I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE REQUESTS!!)
Thanks for your time!
This is your sign to NEVER come out as non-human to your friends or partners! No matter how close you are, some individuals are STILL too small-minded to understand you when you pour your soul out.
EDIT: IT WENT ON FOR TWO HOURS WHERE WE WERE JUST ARGUING NON-STOP, NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT NON-HUMAN THING ANYMORE TILL TOWARDS THE END. SHE WAS JUST BEING GENERALLY TOXIC AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOME THINGS THAT I'VE DONE AND THEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTHERS, AND OML THERE WAS SM.
Update: We're friends again because she realized that she didn't want to lose me over this, and I didn't want to lose her either. She accepts me after I explained it to her over the phone. YIPPEE
Little things i express my therianthropy!!
I wear collars/dog gear at home (collars, muzzles, harnesses, etc.)
I walk on my toes when i can
I paw at things i'm curious about
I flex my face (unnaturally) when i feel strong emotions
I wear fake vampire fangs/claw rings
I shake off after washing my hair
I use dog toys to entertain myself
I sway when i'm happy (tail wagging)
I share a meal with people close to me
I lay on my back and put my arms in a way as a dog
I wear a hypermotion tail/taxidermy tail out sometimes
When i do quads I buck a lot
I eat with my hands when i can/I eat from a dog bowl
I make my bed shaped like a den/i curl up when i sleep
I sniff/collect trinkets when i'm outside! Stones, sticks, moss, anything.
I wear paw sleeves/paw shoes/paw socks
I stretch alot
I sink my teeth into meat for a couple seconds before eating it
I collect plushies of my theriotypes or things of my theriotypes interest's
I eat (usually) the diet of my theriotypes