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In honor of @arc-misadventures2 suffering through the backlogged FMK posts, and inevitably getting swamped by more, here's this brainworm
FMK: DENIED!
Nora: Hey Fearless Leader!
Jaune: *jumping out of his chair in surprise* BROTHERS DAMN IT NORA QUIT SNEAKING UP ON ME!
Nora: So anyway, who'd you rather fuck, marry and-
Jaune: No! Not again, emergency pancake go! *slaps a giant pancake on Nora's face and books it*
Nora: (muffled) I'd be mad, but this is delicious. Maybe I should marry him.
She's Trying to Kill Me
Jaune: *lying down in his dorm on a day off. He flipped through pages on his Scroll as a notification went off.* "From Nora, huh?" *He opens the notification and nearly falls out of his bed.*
[Nora: Got new shorts for our workouts. How do they look? ;-P]
Jaune: *knows he needs to answer fast before she sends another one.* [Looks good.] *He let out a sigh.* "She's trying to kill me..."
Confession #1502
Jaune: My thoughts on everybody? Well...
Jaune: Ruby is my best friend.
Ruby: Aw~!
Jaune: Weiss, well, she was my crush, but now she and I are just good hangout friends.
Weiss: (Nods) Agreed.
Jaune: Blake... I don't really know. We don't really talk much.
Blake: We hugged once.
Jaune: Yeah, but it was a half-hug.
Blake: Still a hug.
Jaune: That's fair.
Jaune: Yang is the closest to being a brother to me without being my brother.
Yang: I got your back if you got mine~! (Finger-guns)
Jaune: (Finger-guns back)
Jaune: Ren is my actually brother.
Ren: And I you.
Jaune: And Nora is the best I've ever had.
Ruby: !!!
Weiss: !!!
Blake: !!!
Yang: !!!
Ren: ...
Nora: >///////////<
Ruby: Um... Jaune...?
Jaune: Hm? OH! I am so sorry!
Jaune: And Oscar is like the little brother I never had. (Taps forehead) Can't believe I forgot him like that.
If We Had Kids
Nora: Jaune-Jaune!
Jaune: Yes?
Nora: If we had kids; do you think they will be as cute as Adrian?
Jaune: …
Jaune: What?!!
Nora: ADHD is RUINING my life I was doing some sexy stuff with Jaune and I went outside the room as a sort of power play. and. I forgot Nora: I forgot him Nora: I forgot him in the other room Weiss: what
Nora: What's tickling your brain, fearless leader?
Jaune: Hm? Oh, yeah... sorry. I only just reached a conclusion or two. Maybe three even.
Nora: About what?
Jaune: About your three sizes.
Nora: *Grinning* Mine are pretty awesome, yes-yes. But what're your thoughts then?
Jaune: Whilst I might not know what they are, I know what they should be.
Nora: *Grinning in Pancake Gremlin* Bigger, Rounder and Fuller?
Jaune: Bigger. Rou- ...
Nora: ...
Jaune: *Scratching his head in confusion* I didn't expect this kind of reversal.
Nora: *Holding Jaune In a princess carry* But you will love the results of it.
Jaune: Wohoo!
@howlingday not a Nora's Arc shipper, but saw this and knew it was them
Jaune: I fell—
Nora: From heaven?
Jaune: No, I literally fell—
Nora: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Jaune: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Nora: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
