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Apple
In the beacon cafeteria
Jaune: Ruby, you really need to eat more than just cookies at breakfast. Here (tosses an apple)
Ruby: (looks up and catches it) b-but cookies!
Pyrrha: You know, there was an old tradition in Argus where a man would throw an apple to the woman he likes. If she caught the apple, it meant she reciprocated his feelings.
Jaune: Oh, really? (Tosses another apple at Ruby)
Ruby: >////< (catches it)
Pyrrha: ...Damn. That was smooth.
CC Neo: Foolish knight, I've finally devised a plan to leave you helpless before me.
RK Jaune: (exhausted, collapsed sitting on the ground) do *pant* your worst.
CC Neo: (sits in his lap) behold! You are powerless now that a cat has sat on your lap. I have learned of the inherent weakness of all humans! Now you cannot move until I release you!
RK Jaune: ...
CC Neo: why do I feel something poking me?
RK Jaune: IGNORE THAT!
Jaune: *plops a bag on the table* I'm back, what'd I miss?
Weiss: Not much. We were going over ideas to improve working conditions in the Dust mines for when I inherit the company.
Blake: What's in the bag?
Jaune: ...severed head. *pulls out his scroll and starts typing*
WB: wot?
Weiss: *opens bag to see the head of one late Jacques Schnee* WHY IN THE EVER FROZEN TUNDRA DID YOU KILL MY FATHER?!
Jaune: Well at first I was simply going to ask him politely for the right to court you, but then he started insulting me, which is fair, but then he started insulting my mother, and then I stabbed him.
Weiss: ...stabbed?
Jaune: repeatedly, and with great enthusiasm.
Weiss: I don't know how to process this right now. On one hand I want to crush you for hurting the Schnee family, on the other hand I'm finally free of the bastard and want to trap you in my dorm until I cant walk. I'll be back when I've processed this. *gets up and walks away in a daze*
Jaune: ....
Blake: ....
Jaune: So do you think this would make a good dowry to your parents?
Blake: my father would publicly denounce your violence and then invite you to the bar in his man-cave for drinks to hear every gruesome detail. My mother would dose us both with enough aphrodisiac to arouse a Goliath and then trap us in a room until the test came back positive... and then start planning the wedding.
Jaune: so is that a no?
Blake: I'm going to CRUSH your dick tonight.
Jaune: cool, cool. *scroll dings* huh?
RMN🕯 : shortstack said she'd help with evidence disposal but said you owe her a ring, and a catgirl threesome?
Jaune: *glances over at Blake before typing a response* I think I can do that. *to Blake*Hey Blake a whats your opinion on sassy femme fatales?
In the JNPR dorms
Jaune: (looking up from a comic) wait I just realized something. Ren, you said Nora was an orphan when the two of you met. Is Valkyrie actually her last name or did you come up with it together?
Ren: thats actually a funny story....
--10 years ago, campsite--
Ren: (trying to stay upbeat and not attract grimm) So what's your last name Nora? When we reach the next town we can check the ScrollNet and find your family.
Nora: (morosely) I-I don't know. Momma never told me, and then she left... I've always just been Nora.
Ren: well forget her then, we'll come up with a name for you ourselves. (Writes N O R A in the dirt and then steps back) hmm what do you think would be a good name?
Clouds roll in, a single bolt of lightning strikes the ground in front of them, scorching the word VALKYRIE right next to Nora's name.
Ren: ....
Nora: ....
Ren: I uh, I think we have your name?
Nora: (starry eyed) so cool!!!
Off planet
God of Darkness: (holding hand out) there, now pay up. You know I don't like coming back to this planet.
Thor: (handing him a barrel of Godly mead) HAHA, YOU HAVE MY THANKS DARK ONE! THAT GIRL WILL GROW TO BE A FINE BATTLE SISTER!
Ruby: good morning Jaune.
Jaune: ...morning, I guess.
Ruby: You doing okay? You sound kind of, really depressed.
Jaune: Not really. There's nothing bad going on I've just been out of whack recently. I'm sure I'll get over it soon.
Ruby: hmm, I have an idea. Stay here.
-20 Minutes later-
Ruby: ~aand~ there! All good yang?
Yang: (reclined on the couch, Jaune lying on his back on top of her with his head just under her boobs) Yup! Always wanted to Boob Hat VB but he's too tall so this works. How's Nora?
Nora: (also lying on her back, on top of jaune) zzzzz... no Mr. Ursa, only team members get to lick syrup off of fearless leader... zzz
Ruby: she passed out as soon as Jaune wrapped his arms around her. Jaune's also out too. You get comfy and I'll let headmaster Ozpin know we needed to take a mental health day.
I'm coming back!
Completely forgot I HAD a tumblr honestly for a bit. Every time I opened this app I was distracted by other people's posts. But thanks to @arc-misadventures2 's near biblical resurrection after their og account got got, and Swaggersmusic on YouTube (if you haven't checked them out, do. Their rwby songs got me so hyped), I am back and ready for more. But in preparation for my return to FNDM RWBY I decided to introduce my sister to the show. We just finished Volume 2 and I've made mistakes, because she loves Penny and is shipping Arkos. Is this just a Canon event?! Must we all suffer through this on our first watch through? Regardless it's nice to see you all again.
-Eager to return, your humble wolf
https://youtube.com/@swaggersmusic?si=j5WCmO2jhkm33oxe (link to the music)
Yippee
Jaune: What, you're pregnant!?
Jaune: Yippee! *Does a little celebration jump*
(How does your Jaune OTP react?)
Weiss watched Jaune's little dance and took a deep breath, her face flushing as she looked down at her pregnant belly.
Weiss: Don't worry, little one, I promise that when you're born I'll prioritize giving you a little brother or sister.
Bad Mood
Yang: Are you in a bad mood?
Weiss: Your mere presence makes me envy the deaf and the blind.
Yang: You could've just said yes.
Jaune: *walks up and throws Yang over his shoulder, before walking off * Sorry but I've had a rough day and I need my emotional support dragon.
Yang: Well at least some people appreciate my presence!
Weiss: What the hell just happened?!
Size queen chameleon and who loves getting gaped by her six foot S/o reader and their bitch breaking cock everytime they come to her for "relief"
Basically, readers' sinner ability that makes them an S class is the ability to generate and absorb energy in it's many forms and solidify it into weapons (swords, axes, bows and arrows etc) and barriers but this also causes reader to build up energy in their body overtime and that leads to stress and insomnia so what better way to relieve all that extra energy then by dumping it all into Chameleon's eager and pretty pussy
She likes being in control, but whenever she sees you enter her room and lock the door behind you, a switch flips inside her as she's already taking off her clothes and presenting herself for you to ravage
Cheif: standing at the door of Y/ns cell Chameleon, Y/n has been going pretty hard with missions and training lately. Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you'll be okay
Chameleon: setting up Y/ns favorite scented candles, is wearing Y/ns favorite perfume all over her, has no bra or panties on under her clothes, and did her makeup extra pretty cheif I assure you I'll be just fine my methods have always been...effective now run along poses on the bed my patient is on the way and requires my urgent attention~
It's been a week, and Chameleon is still recovering in the medbay, and she doesn't regret a thing even while poor Andy gets scolded by Dr. Iron
The fit she wore for that night btw
So..... Jaune x Ilia?
my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"
we should consider that your mum is correct
there's been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you're right 🤔
just scrumbled past this
Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.
the reblog to like ratio is actually quite impressive on this one. I've never seen one quite this even on a post with this many notes TT
I'm adding scrumbling to the dictionary.
You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.
But you DO get to pick your role.
Hero/Protagonist
Loyal Sidekick
Romantic Interest
Comic Relief
Mentor
Villain/Antagonist
Mysterious Holder of Plot-Relevant Knowledge
SLAPSTICK COMEDY!
Choosing my role? I guess I might as well lean into it and get smacked in the face over and over and over again.
Urban Fantasy? Literally my Dreamworld, Gimme That Protagonist Placement!
Time travel sci fi?! Has anyone seen my T.A.R.D.I.S.?
I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.
ahah yeah that's meeee!!
If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!
Ahbeidnrusb!!!!! YOU!!! @kyri45 my suster got me these for christmas as a gag gift! We both read tons of fanfiction so I was crying from laughter! Thank you so much for the wonderful stickers
Yang: Rubes, calm down.
Ruby: *Frantically searching through her closet* Now is not the time to be calm!
Blake: Why is Ruby panicking like she lost Crescent Rose?
Weiss: She, apparently, doesn't have a single thing to wear for her date with Arc later.
Yang: We were talking about this like 5 minutes ago.
Blake: Yeah, I wasn't paying attention.
Weiss: I have no clue why she's so worried to begin with. It's a casual date, not a gala.
Blake: Have you ever seen Ruby wear casual clothing?
Weiss: ...Fair point. She could perhaps borrow some of our clothing.
Ruby: *Now looking through her dresser* Nope. Yang's clothes are too leathery and too big. Your's are too princessy. And Blake's are too white.
Ruby: But they do really show off of my butt...
Blake: You could just go buy some clothes for your date.
Ruby: But we leave in 2 hours! I can't make it down to Vale and back in time to get ready!
Blake: ...You didn't realize it was a problem before now?
Yang: You know how hyperfocused she can be about certain things, and how forgetful she can get about everything else.
Weiss: Just wear your combat gear. I doubt Arc would mind.
Ruby: No! I have to wear the perfect outfit for my perfect knight!
Yang: Then wear one of Weiss' princess dresses.
Ruby: *Gets an idea* Wait, I've got an idea!
------
*A few hours later*
Jaune: Ruby said to meet here, I'm probably just early. No reason to p-
Ruby: *Voice slightly muffled* I'm here!
Jaune: ...
Ruby: *Wearing a full suit of armor* How do I look~?
Jaune: *on one knee pulling out a ceremonial sword* Ruby Rose, you have been my guiding light since I met you. You became my best friend, and later girlfriend. You helped pick me up when the weight of leadership made me stumble and trusted me to do the same for you. There is no one in this world I would rather have by my side for the rest of my days. Will you marry me?
Ruby: *mentally jumping for joy that the armour plan worked* First off, YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES! Second, where did you pull that sword from?
Jaune: ....I-I don't really know? I was planning on getting one when I proposed but then you came out in that armour and my mind just blanked.
Ruby: hmmmm, I have an idea.
At the RWBY dorms:
Ruby: *slamming door open* Jaune proposed!
WBY: WHAT?!
Weiss: I can't believe the armour worked
Blake: I can't belie- *gets cut off by an armoured kimono thrown at her*
Ruby: Shut up and put this on, I need to test something. Jaune pulled THIS- *shows off her new sword* from nowhere to propose to me and I need to see if it'll work again. *Whispering* Plus I want my polyknight romance damnit!
Blake: *hears the whisper and starts blushing* Sold! Help me get this on!
Yang: Wait why are you testing this with MY partner?!
Ruby: Because, Weiss has absolutely no interest in Jaune-
Weiss: She's not wrong.
Ruby: -Blake is a bisexual disaster, so I can trust her to teach me and Jaune how to, ~enjoy~ our marriage, and also join in.-
Blake: *holding back a nosebleed* Oh Brothers I cant wait to teach him shibari!
Ruby: -and as for you,
Yang: what about me?
Ruby: I couldn't find any armour that fit, proportions, so I'm gonna need to custom make some. Please be patient, I promise he will provide us a good, stable, and LOVING home.
Yang: ....fine. BUT I get to help design it. Mama wants to look good when she gets her turn.
Like to headpat Penny polendina. Reblog to let others headpat Penny Polendina.
How rough was it for Nora to adjust not being on the same team as Ren?
Ren: (sitting in the library, enjoying the peace) I wonder how Jaune is handling Nora's, Nora-ness?
Nora: (rushing up to him) RENNY! Guess what?
Ren: (releases a small sigh before giving Nora his gull attention) what's happened?
Nora: So Jaune-Jaune was doing a project for Mr. Ooobleck.
In the distance: DOCTOR!
Nora: And it turns out I'm part bear faunus! Isn't that amazing?!
Ren: oh that. I already figured.
Nora: wait what? How?
Ren: (counting on his fingers) you have an almost instinctive hunger for honey, and salmon. You have the typical biting habits of faunus descendants. You sleep insanely deeply during the winter to the point its almost worrying. Aaand, its part of your medical records which I, as your pseudo-brother, and the responsible one between us, always handled.
Nora: D'awww. Party pooper
Ren: So how has your team been treating you?
Nora: OMG they're the best! Jaune likes to listen to my stories, Yang is an amazing workout buddy, and Ruby is always down to go on little adventures. Plus we all get to cuddle at night like one big sleepover. Why?
Ren: (resisting the urge to test howmany bullets it'd take to break Jaune's aura after remembering all the bite marks he saw on him earlier) No reason, just worried since this is our first time being apart like this.
Nora: (blissfully unaware) thanks for always looking out for me, Renny
i cant and wont stop anybody from only listening to video game osts but something i can and will do is listen to music besides video game osts. and you can too. take my hand
fuuuuck nevermind. everyone retreat
Counterpoint... Queen.
Fae Ruby: Come on, what do you have to lose?
Half demon Yang: Yeah, just give us your name and we can make a deal.
Jaune: I wont give you my full name or my true name, but if you want you can take my last name.
Yang/Ruby: (faces reaching combustible levels of blush) D-Deal.
