#not analysis

[bumbled-bees]

well that didn't take long did it.

are you done. i really wasn't expecting to post so much today.

[annihilation-shitz]

Oh hahahahahah. ... I think I'm grateful. That Harlequin and Pierrot are not on good terms

Right? I've seen GREENAPPLE or POISONAPPLE going around lately, right?

I love the ship, the dynamic is awesome, and the lore is already inbuilt so I get the hype.

But lord god and the power of NEKOBOYDREAMS am I thankful, that Greenapple/Poisonapple is not canon. AHAHAHHAA

I do not think I could handle, two polygamous yanderes, GANGING up on you because they both take a fancy to you.

See because they're not on good terms in canon you can escape them.

Literally on day one after the introduction, Pierrot was so distracted with Harlequin that we manage to slip away.

If they were on good terms, we're cooked. Harlequin and Pierrot work well together because they know eachother since childhood, they will find a way to work together to keep us/mc

See there's going to be a poly ending right???

Now I do not know how that poly ending is gonna happen, but I am speculating that Pierrot and Harlequin will do a custody over mc, typa jist

But if they actually fix their problems and get together romantically WITH MC we are cooked.

There is absolutely not escape

We just gotta accept it at this point

[berk-brain-rot]

It is bang season and I have been unfortunately too busy to do any new feral raccoon analysis for you all lately.

So instead you get shittily made memes, enjoy.

@icaruspendragon

[the--firevenus]

I have a personal hc that HSR MC acting menace a lot is just to avoid having dreadful thoughts of existential crisis, an unconscious mental self defense if you will, that's why the first thing Kafka advice them is "not to worry" as their story had "already been played out to them"

Caelus/Stelle seem to be content despite being literally born yesterday, the way they interact with trashcan and that closet scene seem child like, very imaginative (and fucking funny) thus slowly make you forget the why or what they are in the first place,,

The inner monologue from the dialogue option kinda gave me this energy: "hey haha yeah you have bomb in your body, but it's okay😊😊look shiny trashcan, don't think too much about why you exist, look at these shiny coins in the water fountain woooaahh, hm? What's that? You're questioning why you hear voices in your head?? Nah it's fine, let's hide in the closet and banish hotel demon!!"

Anyway I don't have anywhere to go with this, but I just love the contrast of the trailblazer lore (that heavily allude to be heavy angst) and the funny idiotic moments they did 😭

Head? Empty, Trauma? Repressed, Hotel? Trivago

[a-cat-in-toffee]

on account of my pinterest tonight .

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rolan deep

[eta-volantis]

So for my Mercar Rook, Alecto, I have my own HC for the evens during the city choice where Minrathous is saved and they are:

- Ghilan'nain is not in Minrathous, but instead in Treviso

- Rook is actively involved in quick planning and working with the Viper and Tarquin to ground the dragon

- this leads to the fight we get in game and it also still eventually flies up again

-Ghilan'nain still calls the dragon away as in game, if she hasn't Rook and co will probably be in a lot of trouble

- In Treviso, both Ghilan'nain and the dragon wreak havoc

- Since Ghilan'nain is also there, Lucanis and the two companions that goes with him are essentially helpless

- And so are the Crows, frankly. No arsenal they have can stand against a god.

- But this also serves two things: pushing the Crows to understand take the god threat seriously and Lucanis's contract on Ghilan'nain now becomes very personal

- Also since Rook is now actively responsible (up to a certain point at least since if the dragon hasn't leave, they'd all likely won't survive without Taash's expertise) it makes more sense to me as to the level of Rook's celebration as hero buf it also shows Rook's specialty of planning on the fly, too, which is why Varric insists they are the right person for the job

- On Lucanis' side, it makes more sense for me this way why it haunts so much and why Rook is seen as 'if only you were here Treviso would be saved' to such certainty. Since it's no longer luck and Ghilan'nain being weirdly blase about the dagger and leaving despite it being so important to their success, but Rook and their brain is what made the difference. Not to mention Ghilan'nain was there and Treviso needed them.

- Could Rook have known Ghilan'nain would be there? No. But he can't help feeling that way, especially while constantly hearing about the heroic and 'cool' things they did to ground the dragon even if it is temporarily. He cannot help think Treviso needed Rook more even if Minrathous was their home.

(I'll leave my HC for my Rook and Lucanis' conflict and resolution for later)

[none-shall-caricature-me]

Dazai always aims for max efficiency least effort, and that extends to how he memorises which person is who. This is why he gave Atsushi the ridiculous belt - tail, so he woudn't have to use 2 extra braincells for recognizing him the day he got a decent haircut. This tendency is so strong that it's become a self - imposed handicap : 100% the reason he took so long to arrive to stop Akutagawa from obliterating Atsu was because he was looking for gross shameless PDA and an abnormally long belt.

Initially he could identify young Akutagawa among the rest of the mafia via his raggedy clothes, but as Aku started dressing poshly Dazai was lost. I bet he told Aku to do an extremely loud Spanish Plague cough so he could quickly identify him in a group, and now this is how Aku announces his presence to everyone. He used 100 tubs of gel to style Gin's hair into a death metal ponytail.

Actually you know what, the reason the entire ADA has those one - of - a - kind bizarre outfits is purely cuz of Dazai. He's the reason Ranpo changed from his academy uniform to Baby's First Sherlock Cosplay. Why Kunikida looks like a bartender who's never allowed to taste a mocktail, why Naomi still wears a Sailor Moon fetish costume, why Kenji dresses in your grandpa's World War 2 dungarees, why Haruno wears a full sleeved turtleneck in the summer, why Yosano dresses like a 16 year old office worker. He also tormented Chuuya into dressing like bootleg mini Verlaine.

His condition for applying to any job is being allowed to turn the workspace into his personal colour - coded gaudily bookmarked dog - eared spreadsheet.

DON'T DARE TO PLAGIARIZE / REPOST / REUPLOAD MY ORIGINAL POST.